But wait-here comes the plot twist! While sales were crashing faster than a crypto investor’s hopes and dreams, market participation has been doing squats. NFT buyers are up by a juicy 22.86%, now sitting at 626,341, and sellers have also joined the fun, rising 13.54% to 469,316. Maybe they just love a good rollercoaster ride? 🤷♀️
Amendment No. 4, as it is known, contains details of a decidedly settled nature: the proposed fund is to be listed upon the New York Stock Exchange (NYSE), and the fees for its management are set at a modest 0.34%. One might venture to suggest, though it would be unseemly to be too certain, that these are the very last touches, like ribbons and lace on a finished gown, before the SEC grants its blessing. 🎀
Oh dear, it seems Bitcoin, the world\’s largest cryptocurrency by market capitalization, has rather let us down, old chap. Just like every other top cryptocurrency, it\’s failed to meet the strong bullish expectations for October 📉.
What’s wild? Whales aren’t all huddled in the same corner. They’re splashing out on privacy coins, DEXs, and even SocialFi projects-like crypto’s answer to a buffet. Who knew whale herding could be this entertaining?
Yes, but hark! Coinbase proclaims the donation flowed through a nonprofit, alongside a chorus of other companies. They swear on their ledger, they had no hand in the ballroom’s grand waltz. 💃
This drama is heating up ahead of Bittensor’s first halving, the crypto equivalent of a surprise birthday party. Everyone’s speculating, and TAO’s technicals are screaming “bullish” louder than my ex’s LinkedIn updates. 🚀
Brace yourselves-the cheeky JTO is forming a bullish flag pattern! It’s like a sneaky little flag waving at a potential adventure if the buying fairies sprinkle some magic dust!
But hold your dog treats, folks! Despite DOGE’s mini-moonwalk, derivatives data says its momentum might be running on fumes. 🚗💨 According to CoinGlass (yes, that’s a thing), open interest and trading volume for DOGE futures have nosedived faster than a golden retriever into a mud puddle. 🌊 Total open interest? Down 65% from its October 7 peak of $5.03 billion to a measly $1.70 billion on November 1. Ouch. 😬 Trading volume? Plummeted 74% since October 11, now sitting at $1.34 billion. That’s a 51% drop in 24 hours-talk about a crash diet! 🍽️
Bloomberg, that trusty old news scribe, dropped a report saying Saylor’s got his eye on the prize-raising the yield on those preferred shares to 10.5%, a tidy increase of 25 basis points. It’s like telling your bartender, “Pour another round, but make it rain.” 💸
This warp-speed increase in value followed the launch of the Safello Bittensor Staked TAO ETP (ticker: STAO), courtesy of Deutsche Digital Assets (who probably think “digital” and “assets” sound even cooler together) and Safello (which, as far as we know, doesn’t make pies). They unveiled this stellar offering on Wednesday.
