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Bitcoin options delta skew hit 7%-traders are sweating like Larry at a bar mitzvah. 🥵💼

The wallets have spoken, and they’re saying, “Goodbye!” Smart money, in a panic, has staged an exodus, leaving the remaining titans of wealth to hold up what’s left. Let’s not be coy: this ain’t the same bullish crowd it once was.

This triumph follows Polygon’s recent “Rio” upgrade on the Amoy testnet, a maneuver as calculated as a well-placed proposal at a country ball. The report, jointly penned by Dune and RWA.xyz, arrived on Sept. 17, much like an invitation to a society soirée-one cannot attend without curiosity.

Bulls are sharpening their horns, ready to charge if the Fed goes for a 25bps cut-a move so bullish it could make a rodeo clown jealous. But let’s be real, the only thing certain in this circus is uncertainty. Volatility is the ringmaster, and we’re all just clowns in the car, hoping not to get pie-faced. 🤡🎪

Stablecoins are so over their “just for trading” phase. They’re now shaping up to be the new cool kids of international finance. As of mid-2025, dollar-pegged stablecoins are running the show, accounting for a whopping $260 billion market. With the two biggest stablecoins racking up quarterly volumes over $400 billion, they’re especially hot in countries trying to deal with currency swings and inflation-talk about a lifesaver!

You guessed it! ARK Invest has decided to boost its crypto exposure by snapping up approximately $8.21 million worth of shares across two of its funds, because who needs stable investments when you have cryptocurrency? 🎈 The ARK Innovation ETF (ARKK) got cozy with a hefty 120,609 shares, while the ARK Next Generation Internet ETF (ARKW) waltzed off with 40,574 shares. This juicy info comes courtesy of the ever-so-reliable Ark Invest Tracker!

They’ve signed an MoU (that’s ‘Memorandum of Understanding’-which basically means, “We’re thinking about working together but don’t freak out yet”) with Singapore’s Partior and Japan’s DeCurret DCP to build a multi-currency tokenized deposit settlement system. Translation: they want to make paying across borders less painful than assembling IKEA furniture.

The trio, having signed a Memorandum of Understanding (MoU) with all the solemnity of a marriage proposal in a drawing room, now plot to develop a blockchain-based settlement framework-a marvel of modern ingenuity that promises real-time clearing in multiple currencies. One wonders if the gentlemen of old, with their quills and ledgers, would recognize this as progress or simply declare it a most vulgar display of modernity. 📜✨

Why, it’s simpler than explainin’ why a frog sits on a log! These ETFs aim to stuff investors’ pockets with steady income while keepin’ ’em tied to the daily rollercoaster of crypto prices. But don’t you worry, they’ve got a trick up their sleeve to keep the wild swings from turnin’ your wallet into a sieve. 🌪️💸

Corporate treasuries are hoarding 15 million SOL like it’s the last towel at a galactic pool party. If the ETF hype doesn’t fizzle out, Q4 might just be SOL’s time to shine-or crash spectacularly. 🌟💥