The Futures market is like the optimist at the party, all bullish and ready to take on the world, with long positions stacking up like a pyramid of overly enthusiastic investors. Meanwhile, the Spot market is sitting in the corner, sipping on water, just watching cautiously as if waiting for someone to prove it’s worth getting in the game.
Ah, the theater of crypto! Over 158 million Dogecoin (DOGE) have been devoured by wallets holding between 1 million and 10 million coins, as whispered by the oracle Ali Martinez. This gluttony has swollen their coffers to a staggering 11 billion DOGE. 🍽️🐳
But wait, there’s more! This isn’t just a random coin toss-this acquisition aligns perfectly with the launch of REX-Osprey’s very first Dogecoin exchange-traded fund (ETF). Because who wouldn’t want to add a bit of DOGE to their portfolio now that it’s officially ETF-approved? “Get in while it’s still cool,” seems to be the vibe here.
Winklevoss Twins Step In
A recent survey by the estimable MEXC reveals the curious transformation of crypto’s role in our modern economy: from a whimsical gamble to a darling insurance against the corrosive powers of inflation. Forty-six percent of users now hold digital assets as their shield, having forsaken the mere 29% recorded in the first quarter. The greatest enthusiasm is to be found in East Asia (rising from 23% to an astonishing 52%) and the Middle East (27% to 45%), where inflation’s relentless flirtation with local currencies has compelled many to seek refuge amid the abstract promises of the blockchain. 🎩💸
In the most recent salvo of Immutable X news, the team hath announced a union with Netmarble on the 11th of September. This alliance permits creators to earn rewards through popular games such as Solo Leveling, a title which, I daresay, would make even the most stoic of Austen protagonists blush. A mere three days later, the co-founder hinted at grand Web2 franchise integrations, potentially luring anime and entertainment IPs onto the Immutable network. With 660 games and 5.6 million wallets already in play, these unions could entice millions of new users into the Web3 gaming fold, much like a well-timed invitation to a ball.
Speaking at the All-In Summit 2025, a gathering of minds both brilliant and bemused, Yakovenko’s words were captured in a YouTube video that has since rippled through the digital ether. “The convergence of technologies is astounding,” he mused, his eyes gleaming with a mixture of awe and trepidation. “AI leaps from parchment to practice with such haste, one cannot help but wonder: are we prepared for what follows?” 🌌💡
But hey, don’t panic just yet! The market has a funny way of adjusting and rebounding after throwing a little tantrum. 💁♀️
On a Wednesday, no less, while chatting on “The Bitcoin Podcast” with Jordan Walker, the Co-Founder of Bitcoin Collective, Kiyosaki let rip. He claims schools and professors are peddling a financial playbook as outdated as a top hat at a tech conference: attend college, land a job, grind like a millstone, squirrel away savings, and pour it all into 401(k) plans stuffed with assets that perform like a three-legged racehorse. 🐢🏦
Like a drunkard’s promise to quit vodka, rumors of a MetaMask token have haunted the cryptosphere for years. But Lubin’s words? Those carry weight-like a sack of potatoes in Soviet Russia. He claims the team has been “studying” the right moment. Translation: They’ve been waiting for the regulators to blink. Clever. Very clever. 👀
