The stablecoin giant has not only exceeded expectations, it’s also pushing forward with its new Arc blockchain, aiming to make payments, cross-border transactions, and decentralized finance faster and easier. Because who doesn’t want to feel like a tech genius while sending money to their cousin? 🤷♀️
Nineteen of 20 assets are trading higher, proving optimism is contagious-even in crypto. 🤡
Rising inflows? Sounds like a fancy way of saying “get ready to sell, pardner!” The NVT ratio’s gone haywire, hinting at a price that’s outpaced its usefulness like a man in a corset. And Open Interest? It’s falling faster than a pie in a cartoon-speculators are losing their appetite for this speculative gamble. 🤷♂️
At this very moment, our beleaguered BTC lingers at 104,880, having lost 0.23% in a single day (how tragic!), yet managed to gain 2.80% weekly (a faint flicker of hope?). 🤡
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Ah, pauvre ICP! It’s eased down in the last 24 hours-like a well-trained courtier, slipping delicately by-after its recent and rather flamboyant rally.
Market watchers have witnessed $877.46 million in trading volume, up a whopping 59.27% from yesterday. Whew, that’s a lot of trading! 📈 With the session’s lows at $1.06 and highs at $1.20, excitement is being fueled by three reasons. Let’s see… buybacks, Coinbase, and a breakout. Because nothing says “I’m a crypto genius” like a breakout above $1.10. 🎯
Phantom Wallet, that sleek crypto vault for Solana fans, recently spilled the tea on the Empire podcast. CEO Brandon Millman, sounding like a crypto monk in a business suit, declared their mission: “We’re not here to build a blockchain. We’re here to build a better experience.” Because nothing says innovation like ignoring the obvious, right?
Bitcoin, that most elusive of digital creatures, bounced off early Asian session lows, providing support for altcoins like ether 🧠, 🌐, and solana 🌟. Liquidity continues to flow between sectors – today it’s shifting from privacy coins to smaller projects, including ASTER, RENDER, SKY and MNT, which have jumped 7% 🚀. A most remarkable spectacle, if I do say so myself.
But wait, there’s more! Total and reserve revenue climbed 66% to $740 million, and net income? Oh, it just casually doubled and then some, hitting $214 million. That’s a 202% increase, folks. Someone check if Circle’s CFO is secretly a wizard. 🧙♂️ Meanwhile, they’ve launched this thing called the Arc testnet (sounds like something out of a sci-fi novel) and are even toying with the idea of a native Arc network token. Because why not? The crypto world needs another token like I need another pair of socks for Christmas. 🎁