This rally came alongside a Bitcoin [BTC] price bounce above the $90k level, which lent many altcoins bullish short-term momentum. 🚀 Coinciding with Bitcoin’s $90k rebound, Shiba Inu joined the party, riding the altcoin wave like it’s a summer cruise. 🚢💰
The sages of the market, squinting at their charts like old farmers at the weather, have noticed a pattern as predictable as the seasons. From 2016 to 2026, Bitcoin has danced to gold’s tune, rising only after the precious metal has had its moment in the sun. This waltz was seen in 2017 and again in 2020, when gold reached its peak and then took a breather, leaving room for Bitcoin to strut its stuff. Michaël van de Poppe, a man who reads charts like a cowboy reads the stars, pointed out this recurring rhythm. “Gold’s had its day,” he drawled, “now it’s time for a nap.”
Behold, the true aristocrats of this crypto carnival: EtherFi, Cypher, and their merry band of fintech jesters! EtherFi’s card alone hoarded $55.4 million, a sum so grand it could buy a castle in the cloud-if clouds accepted crypto. Cypher, with its $20.5 million, trails like a courtier at a royal ball. The other four cards? Merely background players in this farcical opera. 🎭💰
According to data from crypto.news, Hedera (HBAR) was trading at $0.125, up 2.6% in the past 24 hours and nearly 18% above its weekly low. Zooming out the charts, HBAR is up nearly 21% over the past month. Because nothing says “sustainable growth” like a 21% increase that’s probably a mirage. 🌫️
Apparently, the Trump administration, in between golf swings and tweetstorms, managed to sprinkle some regulatory fairy dust over the crypto wild west, making it marginally less terrifying for banks and corporations who prefer their financial risks with a side of caviar.
Behold, PEPE, the frog of memes, has risen from the ashes of a prolonged slumber, embarking on a rally so extraordinary it would make even the most stoic investor blush with envy. CoinGecko, that oracle of digital wealth, proclaims a 67% surge in PEPE’s price over a mere seven days. A billion dollars, like manna from heaven, has been added to its market cap, solidifying its place as the third-largest meme coin. And the traders? They flocked like pigeons to a crumb, pushing daily volumes past $1.2 billion. What folly! What glory! 🤑
My dear, the crypto and NFT darlings are simply aflutter with excitement as the PENGU airdrop goes live on Solana. How utterly divine! 🥂
The network activity of Ethereum has become more fabulous 🎩 than a cuckoo clock after the Fusaka upgrade in early December. New data indicates a staggering addition of fans, even as the asset joyously tiptoes near a key technical level.
A distinguished physician of Ipoh, whose stethoscope once echoed with the heartbeat of trust, has become the latest casualty in a grand farce of digital folly. The good doctor, with a silver tongue and a heart of gold, fell prey to a two-act scam so absurd, it would make Gogol himself chuckle into his shtetl. 🤷♂️
It seems our Mr. Costello, the last of a rather déclassé gathering of Teesside associates, has found his digital holdings – those fleeting cryptocurrencies – subject to the rather vulgar scrutiny of the courts. Convicted, you see, of participating in a global network of, how shall we put it, unconventional commerce.