The trading volume has shot up by 11.28% to $168.54 million-oh, the excitement! The volume-to-market-cap ratio of 3.11% shows there’s some activity behind the tiny price bump, though it’s hardly making anyone jump out of their chairs.
As if the world wasn’t already chaotic enough, Royal Farms has joined the ranks of the crypto-obsessed, installing 310 ATMs that promise to turn your snack money into digital gold. 🕵️♂️✨ Who needs a bank when you can just swipe your card at the checkout?!
Behold, the harbingers of a new era! Blockchain and stablecoins, once the outcasts of finance, now strut upon the global stage. Borders? Mere illusions. Fiat? A relic of the past. The future, it seems, is borderless, digital, and utterly bewildering. 🌪️🤑
While the crypto market slumbers through a waltz of despair, most coins groveling in the red like misbegotten acolytes, Real-World Assets (RWAs) strut boldly into the fray with the air of a man who’s just borrowed your last shilling. And lo! Santiment, that old gastronomical oracle of on-chain analytics, proclaims that ahem Chainlink, that society darling Hedera, and the perpetually overexposed Avalanche have been constructing empires while others erect filing cabinets. How novel! 🦜
Following a computationally significant report by Farside Investors – a name as enigmatic as the movement itself – it became apparent that spot Bitcoin ETFs had vanished into thin air, leaving behind a trail of $866 million in withdrawals on a fateful Thursday. This dramatic exodus ensued even in the wake of the United States’ government reopening after some 43 days of bureaucratic limbo, which, as we’ve all learned, is curiously synonymous with not-a-day-indecidulous chance.
BitMine Immersion Technologies, the self-proclaimed “future of finance,” announced on Friday that they’ve crowned Chi Tsang as their new CEO. Jonathan Bates, the former CEO, has been politely shown the door, presumably with a golden parachute made of ETH. 🪂✨
Hold onto your hats, folks! The Canary Capital XRP exchange-traded fund (ETF) made its grand entrance on Thursday, Nov 14, and wow, did it steal the spotlight. Out of more than 900 ETFs that launched in 2025, this one took the cake, with a jaw-dropping $58 million in trading volume and a $250 million influx from investors. 🎂💥
Brace yourselves: if SEI can break through the $0.21-$0.23 resistance range, we might see fireworks. A trend reversal could be in the cards, and SEI could go charging forward like a caffeinated bull at a rodeo. 🐂💨
A whale with a talent for theater 🐋💥 crashed Popcat 43% after building a “$20 million buy wall” (spoiler: it was made of digital confetti). Result? $63 million in liquidations. Truly, the Hamilton of market manipulation.
Sony Bank filed to form a national trust bank called Connectia Trust, according to filings and public reports. The plan would allow Connectia to manage reserves for a US dollar-pegged stablecoin and offer custody and asset-management services for digital tokens. If this sounds like a masquerade ball where everyone’s in costume, you’d be right. 🎭