In this grand opera of finance, issuers now juggle solana ETFs like firesticks, fueled by investors’ feverish hunger for SOL exposure. 21shares, the crypto ETP maestro, unveiled its TSOL on CBOE, promising U.S. investors a “staked” ride to riches-because who doesn’t want their money dancing for profit? 🕺
Barstool founder Dave Portnoy, a man who fancies himself a “great white shark,” revealed on Nov. 18 that he had seized upon the recent market downturn to acquire $1 million worth of XRP, alongside ethereum (ETH) and bitcoin (BTC) totaling over $1 million. In a video shared on X, he proclaimed, “Blood in the streets, Dave is like a piranha.” 🦈 One wonders if he realizes the streets are paved with his own hubris.
Avalanche (AVAX) technical price analysis, Nov. 19, 2025 | Source: TradingView
On Wednesday, Selig faced lawmakers with the enthusiasm of a man explaining quantum physics to a goldfish. Questions about conflicts of interest? Trivial! Policy views? Merely a footnote in his memoir. Experience? Well, he’s mastered the art of advising digital asset companies-assuming advising means “nodding solemnly while sipping overpriced coffee.” ☕
From the lips of X’s oracles comes a tale of woe: WIF’s market cap has plummeted from $5 billion to a mere $400 million-a fall so dramatic, it makes Anna Karenina’s leap look like a stumble. Is this a meme-asset correction, or a full-blown tragedy? The analyst, with a furrowed brow, declares it the latter. Panic selling, shattered trust, and whispers of internal strife-oh, the intrigue! 🧐📉
Okay, let’s get real. Solana’s price is absolutely crushing it right now, leading the charge in the crypto recovery game. In fact, it’s posting one of the most impressive 24-hour rebounds, while most of the other big-name assets are still lagging behind. It’s like that one kid who finishes their homework first and then gets extra credit for doing it on time.
The ever-charming Anndy Lian, a strategist of some repute in the Far East, had the audacity to pose this query directly to CZ on the dreaded platform X. CZ, never one to shy away from a dramatic moment, responded with the finesse of a seasoned thespian, leaving the crypto world agog. Bravo, old chap! 👏🎩
It’s like asking humans to open up their diary while handing over the keys to a vault guarded by the Fort Knox of cybercriminals. Both humans and machines should have a better way to show they’re legit without exposing every embarrassing detail. Enter the hero of our story: zero-knowledge proofs – think of it as a magic trick where you can prove you’re old enough for a bar without showing your birth certificate. 🍸
On November 18, the Ethereum Account Abstraction team dropped a proposal that’s basically the blockchain equivalent of Marie Kondo. Their goal? Spark joy by decluttering the L2 rollup chaos. 🧹✨
Bear tracks are muddy the trail, and them long-liquidation tears? They’re flowin’ like a busted dam. Downside’s lookin’ mighty cozy.
