In partnership with the esteemed Dfns, purveyors of wallet infrastructure, this platform shall grace the world as a Software-as-a-Service (SaaS) solution in the fourth quarter of 2025. 🗓️ And lo, by the second quarter of 2026, it shall expand to on-premises deployment, a veritable feast for the tech-savvy souls!
Right now, Bitcoin’s bouncing between $110K and $118K, eyeing that $120K resistance like a cat plotting a jump. Big on-chain wallets are scooping up coins like they’re on a clearance sale, halting the miner’s great reserve robbery. And hey, transaction fees are ticking up ever so slightly, making miners profitable enough to hold onto their spoils instead of selling them for spare change. 🎭
Apparently, they’re locked in a heated debate over Ethereum’s Layer 2 (L2) security. You know, the thing that’s supposed to make everything faster and safer? Yeah, turns out it’s not all rainbows and blockchain unicorns. 🦄🌈
According to these number-crunching wizards at NYDIG, a bigwig in the digital asset game, Bitcoin’s relationship with inflation is about as steady as a three-legged stool on a rocky boat. 🌊 Greg Cipolaro, their head honcho of research, spills the beans: Bitcoin’s price dances to its own fiddle, and inflation’s just a bystander clapping offbeat. 🎻
Traders and investors, prepare your portfolios for a game of chess-only the pieces are tokens and the board is the market. 🏰
IBM (NYSE: IBM) announced the launch of IBM Digital Asset Haven, a comprehensive platform built to help regulated institutions securely manage and scale digital asset operations. The new offering provides a unified solution for custody, transaction management, and settlement while meeting complex compliance and governance standards. 🤖⚖️
Now, just to spice things up, Charting Guy whipped out a TradingView chart. It’s a weekly SHIB/USD extravaganza that could put the most enthusiastic Fibonacci fan into a frenzy. Picture this: the price marker is at $0.000010205, which is like being slightly below average in a goldfish race.
This rollercoaster ride followed a week of slapstick selloffs, cryptic technical signals, and a rankings game that saw BNB briefly tumble behind XRP-think of it as a digital popularity contest, but with more math. The BNB Foundation, ever the alchemists, destroyed over 1.44 million BNB tokens as part of its 33rd auto-burn, bringing the supply down to a humble 138 million. Less supply, more ‘vroom,’ or so they hope. 🚗💨
The crypto market, ever the socialite, basked in a sea of green, as if it had just attended a particularly lavish garden party. Bitcoin flirted with the $115,000 mark, a move that would make even a Victorian debutante blush. The CoinDesk 20 Index enjoyed a neat 2% uptick, while ZEC, PI, and ENA dazzled with over 10% gains-proof that even altcoins can outshine the main event. 🎩🎩
