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Open Interest, that most dramatic of market indicators, has plummeted over 60% from its October crescendo. What was once $5.03 billion in futures contracts? Now a paltry $1.88 billion-enough to buy a small island and retire from crypto entirely. Binance, BitMEX, and Bybit cling to their thrones, but even these titans can’t outshine the exodus. KuCoin and Bitget, meanwhile, are hosting a “Goodbye, Farewell” tea party as their numbers dip by percentages that would make a Victorian dowager gasp. 🏰📉

One enterprising Bitcoin trader, channeling the ghosts of market predictions past, invoked the BTC/Gold Mayer Multiple to justify their bullish fervor for crypto. Ah, the allure of numbers, how they dance! 🕺💃

At some fancy shindig called the Future Investment Initiative (FII) in Riyadh, Fink dropped this gem: “Owning crypto or gold? Oh, honey, that’s just fear in asset form.” 💎🤡 According to Bloomberg, he basically called us all scaredy-cats worried about our money turning into Monopoly cash. 🤑

Now, let’s talk numbers, because who doesn’t love a good stat? Western Union, in case you’ve been living under a rock, serves a whopping 100 million customers in over 200 countries. That’s a lot of people sending money… or maybe just checking their balance and crying? 🤷‍♀️ Anyway, they’re all about making things faster and more efficient. Because who doesn’t want that when they’re trying to send cash across the globe? 😅

The US Dollar is about as relevant as a flip phone at a tech conference. 🌍💸 Apparently, 94% of financial authorities are either already on the crypto train or packing their bags. Choo choo! 🚂

As “Uptober” limps to its close, all eyes are fixed on November, the month that seems to waltz into history with its bullish confidence, cloaked in a crimson-and-green patchwork quilt-more red than Christmas, but December is a long way off, isn’t it? CryptoRank’s heatmap indicates an average gain of over 40%, making you wonder if November has some secret, golden magic up its sleeve-perhaps a little something called tradition, seasoned with a dash of statistical stubbornness.

Because subnets decided to throw a pool party 🏊♂️! Bittensor’s market cap ballooned 11% in a day-like a toddler’s face after sucking on a helium balloon. Meanwhile, futures open interest spiked 19%, which is fancy talk for “gamblers are placing bets faster than a sloth on espresso.” The real kicker? TAO broke a “long-term descending trendline,” which is just a fancy way of saying a grumpy old dragon that’s been stomped on. 🐉💨

After a brief waltz in the doldrums, our aquatic benefactors have returned, flinging their ill-gotten gains (or perhaps legally acquired ones?) at the market. The result? A buoyant bounce over $2.50, because nothing says “confidence” like hoarding 190 million tokens in a week. 🎉

Now, let’s take a stroll down memory lane, shall we? The XRP Ledger was the brainchild of three techy wizards: David Schwartz, Jed McCaleb, and Arthur Britto. These guys waved their magic wands and-POOF!-the XRP Ledger went live back in June 2012. 🧙‍♂️

Now, despite being up more than 11% year-on-year (because Solana does occasionally try to behave), the short-term setup is getting, well, tense. The next 10% move could very well decide if this coin heads straight into a long, cold winter, complete with snowflakes and maybe a few penguins.