Aerodrome Finance, a luminary in the decentralized exchange firmament with a treasure trove of $400 million in total value locked, was beset by this digital marauder late on the eve of the weekend. The attack, a cunning ruse of DNS hijacking, diverted the unwary to counterfeit domains, where the shadows of malice loomed large. 🦹♂️
So, the price is dropping like a lead balloon, and everyone’s losing their minds. But here’s the kicker: this ain’t the first rodeo. Bitcoin’s been here before, and it’s got the scars-er, charts-to prove it. 🩹📉
SOL clings to its $120 demand zone like a Victorian widow to her last shilling, while whales-those bloated aristocrats of the crypto seas-swim in circles, hoping to conjure a reversal to $170. Ah, the optimism! The drama! The sheer audacity!
Here are the top crypto headlines you might have missed. Dive in. 🕵️♂️
Liquidity clusters, those sly little gremlins, whisper sweet nothings of $0.16 and beyond. Will 2Z heed their call? Only time will tell-or perhaps the next coffee break of a weary analyst. ☕📉
This sudden burst of trading frenzy signals a new act in the ongoing act of market melodrama, as everyone fiddles while the digital currency’s value continues to slide-imagine that, just when you think it can’t get any more entertaining.
The gentleman responsible, it appears, has publicly tendered an apology via the medium of X (a curious invention indeed!), expressing his profound regret for this breach of digital decorum. One wonders if a little more attention to detail might have prevented this unfortunate spectacle!
Pray, read along as Bloomberg, our guide in these Lynchian intrigues, divulges on a grim Friday, that Bitmain, purveyor of Bitcoin miners to the world, is being examined by the loquacious US Department of Homeland Security. This enigmatic operation, “Red Sunset,” yawns over lingering queries as to whether Bitmain’s contrivances might orchestrate American infrastructural Armageddon with but a whim.
Fear not, dear investor! The bears, though mighty, may not rule forever. After such liquidations, even the shortest of breaths could hint at a pause in their dominance-for now, at least.
The breakout, if one may call it that, comes as BCH has finally heaved itself above its yearly resistance on the monthly BCH/BTC chart. This has, naturally, sent the market into a tizzy of bullish sentiment, as predictable as Aunt Agatha’s disapproval of modern art. Bitcoin Cash has even deigned to overtake Zcash (ZEC), reclaiming its spot in the top 12 cryptocurrencies. How quaint. 🏆
