Ah, the sweet taste of success! Rumble (RUM), a humble video-sharing platform with lofty dreams of conquering the cloud and crypto realms, saw its stock soar by 13% on Monday. This delightful rise came courtesy of Tether, the mighty crypto behemoth, who decided to throw its weight around by purchasing a cool 1 million shares.
As a crypto investor, I’ve been looking at a few meme coins that seem promising as we head into the end of November, and BeInCrypto recently highlighted three that I think are worth keeping an eye on.
On the chilly morning of November 24, 2025, amidst a crowd of suits and the smell of stale coffee, Revolut made it official: the company’s worth a staggering $75 billion. The share sale, which sounded more like a Hollywood movie, was backed by giants like Andreessen Horowitz, Franklin Templeton, T. Rowe Price, and NVentures (yes, NVIDIA’s baby). Apparently, this was the day the employees could finally sell some shares-so maybe their 5 years’ worth of coffee-fueled hustle paid off after all. They’ve been busy expanding, too-Mexico, Colombia, and India are next in line, because why not turn the world into Revolut’s playground?
Enter David Schwartz, the CTO extraordinaire, who, with the calm of a Zen master in a storm, declared, “Nope, no need to sell more XRP just because the price dipped!” To which the crowd, riddled with enough anxiety to power a small city, responded, “Yeah, but what if?!”
Voici l’affiche de notre pièce: le graphique. Depuis la fin octobre, le nombre de paiements décline plus vite qu’un acteur de théâtre en mal de ridicules, passant du sommet de la scène au plus bas rang de la galerie. Et, mes amis, après une poussée mi-novembre (calmez-vous, ce n’est pas un miracle), le volume d’échanges s’est envolé, puis-boum!-a fait une chute aussi dramatique qu’un comédien tombant du trapèze. Une stabilisation? Allons, mon cher, si le marché voulait bien reprendre, on l’aurait déjà vu agir! 🤔
Bitcoin, that old prospector, struck gold over the weekend after a week of digging up nothing but rocks. The digital nugget had been teetering on the edge of a financial cliff, while its cousins-Hyperliquid (HYPE) and Zcash (ZEC)-took a nosedive into the abyss. 📉
Lo, Nikita Bier, X’s director of product, hath unveiled this controversial feature on Saturday, touting it as a guardian of platform integrity and a beacon for truth-seekers. 🌟 But Buterin, ever the skeptic, predicts that some shall soon masquerade as citizens of foreign lands. 🌍 Initially, he saw a glimmer of hope-greater visibility into diverse community sentiments-but alas, his optimism waned. 😔
La valeur de notre cher Ethereum se trouve à un carrefour critique – ce n’est rien de moins que Matthieu Du Puits ou un point de confusion pour nos philosophes cryptographiques! Une figure semblable à celle d’un sablier chinois apparait sur le graphique des quatre heures, annonçant des nouvelles hautes et basses… Mais là, point d’article d’économie facile…
According to this oracle of blockchain banality, the cryptocurrency remains “strong” – not, heavens forbid, because it might be useful or stable, but because it offers something truly decadent in our over-regulated age: freedom. Yes, that troublesome notion last seen fleeing the scene of a taxes audit in 1913. 🏃♂️💨
The markets, ever fickle, have chosen to ignore the tragic demise of Elon Musk’s D.O.G.E. department, a bureaucratic farce that collapsed like a house of cards. 🏢💥 Yet, DOGE marches on, driven by the blind optimism of the masses and the promise of a new ETF. Ah, the irony of it all!
