Cango’s Bitcoin Bonanza: Mining 602.6 BTC in October! 🐉

The company, in a proclamation worthy of a bard’s ballad, declared its intent to hoard Bitcoin indefinitely, eschewing sales “for the long term” (read: until the next market bubble bursts). On Nov. 3, it announced the termination of its American depositary receipt program-a move to eliminate “intermediary fees” (i.e., quill-pen-wielding scribes) and embrace direct share trading. By Nov. 17, its Class A shares shall dance upon the New York Stock Exchange, unshackled from the chains of third-party mediators. 🗡️

🎭 Blockchain Specialization: The Next Act in the Web3 Drama! 🎭

Ah, the blockchain ecosystem-ever fragmenting into purpose-built networks like a socialite’s wardrobe. Data availability, stablecoins, tokenized assets-each has its moment in the spotlight. And now, proof verification is poised to take center stage. It’s high time it had its own specialized layer, don’t you think? 🌟

Donut Labs Raises $22M to Automate DeFi-Because Who Needs Sleep Anyway? 🍩💸

Let us marvel at the speed of modern ambition: six months ago, this company was but a glint in some coder’s eye, and now-poof!-they’ve conjured $22 million from a motley crew of investors. Bitkraft, Makers Fund, and even Solana itself joined this digital séance, as if the world hadn’t had enough of decentralized finance (or decentralized anything, really).

Cash is Dead! CEO’s Bold Prediction: Digital Money Rules All 🧠💸

“A complete rewiring of the financial system,” he mused, as though unspooling a tapestry of inevitability. Yet, for all his grandeur, he confessed, “We don’t know how the system will be rewired-only that experimentation is necessary.” A sentiment as thrilling as a child’s first step into the unknown. 🧠

Hong Kong’s Crypto Tsunami: Prepare for Chaos, Confusion, and Possibly a Sandwich! 🌊🌀

The city’s top market regulator, in a move that suggests they’ve consulted the cosmic tea leaves, will now let locally licensed virtual-asset trading platforms (VATPs) share global order books with their overseas cousins. According to Bloomberg, this means your average Hong Kong trader can now theoretically trade with someone’s pet octopus in Nantong, China. 🌐🐙