Cango’s Bitcoin Bonanza: Mining 602.6 BTC in October! 🐉
The company, in a proclamation worthy of a bard’s ballad, declared its intent to hoard Bitcoin indefinitely, eschewing sales “for the long term” (read: until the next market bubble bursts). On Nov. 3, it announced the termination of its American depositary receipt program-a move to eliminate “intermediary fees” (i.e., quill-pen-wielding scribes) and embrace direct share trading. By Nov. 17, its Class A shares shall dance upon the New York Stock Exchange, unshackled from the chains of third-party mediators. 🗡️


