He’s basically done a point-by-point rejection of claims that it’s suffering from a lack of, well, everything – adoption, liquidity (or the lack thereof), interoperability, and a somewhat sluggish marketing team. It’s like when you try to explain to your mother why your life choices are perfectly valid. It just…doesn’t land sometimes. The whole thing is anchored by this “Midnight” partner chain, which sounds very mysterious and possibly involves ninjas. 🤷♀️
Ah, Ethereum, once so buoyant, now languishing below $3,880-just like its cousin Bitcoin. Below $3,800, below $3,750-it’s all rather dreary, isn’t it? 🌧️💔
This move is absolutely dazzling for institutional investors who are basically looking for a fancy way to dip their toes into Bitcoin without actually, you know, touching it. Matador’s doing what Strategy did, but with an extra sprinkle of “we’re definitely going to make this a thing.”
What folly hath the US government wrought, blocking Nvidia’s chips from China’s shores? Lo, it hath created a market most bifurcated, where crypto miners, with their power infrastructure, now dance to the tune of AI’s surging demand. 🎭⚡
Whales dumping SHIB is about as subtle as a sledgehammer to a teacup. Their supply’s plummeting, which means the big players are either panicking or just really bad at holding their crypto. Either way, it’s a glowing neon sign that says, “SELL, SELL, SELL!”
After the Senate’s grand markup, the bill may prance to a floor vote, then sashay to the House. But, my dears, the election clock ticks louder than a cocktail party gossip. ⏳
As expected, this cataclysmic announcement triggered a veritable stampede of buying frenzy and media bluster, leaving traders and pundits alike in a delightful tizzy, desperately attempting to decipher the implications for the project and, heaven forbid, the market at large.
Cipher’s Colchis project in West Texas isn’t just a data center-it’s a 50 Shades of Power Grid saga. With 620 acres and dual connections to the American Electric Power grid, it’s basically the Tesla of ranches. ERCOT approval pending? Fear not! By 2028, Texas will be so AI-drenched, even the cacti will start quoting Shakespeare. 🌵🤖
Ripple, the blockchain tech firm closely associated with the XRP Ledger (XRP) network, said on Monday it has acquired crypto wallet provider Palisade to expand its institutional custody and payments offering. Because who needs transparency when you can just keep buying companies? 🤡
While the charts scream “SELL!” like a panicked town crier, the bears are licking their wounds. But beware: profit-taking could strike faster than a cat burglar in a bakery. 🐾