Brave Conquers 101 Million Users! 🌟

What could be more thrilling than being paid just for looking at ads? The Brave browser, darling of the tech world, offers this delightful possibility through the BAT token. Oh, the charade! Users earn BAT by viewing those oh-so-modest Brave Ads and can graciously bestow these tokens upon content creators or trot them off to acquire a variety of currencies 🪙.

Senate’s Crypto Bill: ‘Crypto Capital of the World’ or a Mess?

Lawmakers say the measure could finally settle the long-running dispute over whether tokens should be treated as commodities or securities, a decision that would determine which regulator takes charge. Because nothing says “clarity” like a 100-page document filled with legalese and existential dread. 🧠💥

You Won’t Believe What BitMine Just Bought for $44M!

This latest ETH-buying spree went through BitGo, an institutional custodian (which sounds very serious, right?), and was done at an average price of $3,033 per coin, as per blockchain analytics platforms. Oh, and did we mention Ethereum was recently recovering from a bit of a rough patch, flirting with a low of $2,680? Talk about timing! ⏱️

MegaETH’s $400M Fiasco: Crypto’s Wild Ride 🚀💸

There once was a Layer-2 project named MegaETH, bold in its claim to outpace Ethereum like a caffeinated hare. With promises of 100,000 transactions per second and fees cheaper than a clown’s after-dinner mint, it courted punters with the same charm of a used-car salesman in a crypto cowboy hat. But lo! A misbehaving multisig and a bridge that danced to its own tune mucked everything up, owing folks $400 million. 💸

Bitcoin Bandit in Chrome! 🛡️ Your Crypto Wallet at Risk

A meticulous review of the code by Sir Socket’s finest minds revealed that Crypto Copilot cunningly shepherds swaps through Raydium, a rather popular Solana digital emporium. However, before users clasp their preciously agreed transfer, the extension sneakily introduces a bonus instruction, stealing a smidgen-an appreciative minimum of 0.0013 SOL or a singular 0.05% of the trade value-away to the digital miscreant.