Bitcoin’s price, that capricious beauty, has recovered, buoyed by a return of risk appetite. But heed the warning: the rally is led by spot trading, not leveraged positions, as if the market has finally grown a spine 🦴. Or perhaps it’s just another trick of the light 🕯️.
Fast forward to 2025: The Financial Intelligence Unit handed out only two new approvals for Virtual Asset Service Providers. The lucky ones? Happy Block and Blosafe. Talk about exclusivity! And just when you thought things couldn’t get slower, approval times soared from 11 months to about 16 months. Some unlucky souls have been twiddling their thumbs for over 600 days. Seriously, where’s the therapy for that?
Post-Monday’s lofty delirium, BTC slipped a mere 2.40%, now trading at $92.5k-a figure which, in prognosticating terms, feels both bold and ridiculous. While critics fret over soggy shorts-term prospects, others nurse the delusion that sidelined liquidity might yet perform a miracles act. Such is the precarious dance of faith and folly. 🎭
Top analyst Axel Adler, a name that sounds like he should be on a talk show, says the On-Chain Pressure Oscillator is giving us some juicy gossip about the market. This fancy gadget combines all sorts of numbers-like a mathlete’s wet dream-showing it’s lounging around the 46 mark. Historically, that’s where accumulation parties happen, not the distribution ones where folks run off with the punch bowl!
Enter our good friend Darkfost, the Sherlock Holmes of crypto analysis, peering into the Bitcoin-to-stablecoin ratio on Binance-the digital equivalent of checking if the fridge is actually empty or just pretending to be. This little indicator shows how much potential buying power is lurking on the exchange, sitting pretty like the butler in a country manor, waiting for the right moment to spring into action. When stablecoins outnumber Bitcoin, it’s a sign that the cash reserves are just biding their time, ready to leap into the fray when the weather’s fine-so to speak.
The U.S. government casually moved $225 million in USDT like it’s Monopoly money, snagged from a pig-butchering scheme so big it could’ve funded a pork empire. 🐷👑
In the dusty plains of financial uncertainty, the humble community banks-those steadfast guardians of local dreams-have raised a weary hand to warn the Senate. Stablecoins, those shiny new trinkets of the crypto world, are luring deposits away like a siren’s call, leaving the heartland’s lifeblood at risk. 🏦💨
Bitcoin has kicked off the new year with the kind of enthusiasm usually reserved for a Vogon poetry reading. 🎉 Except, instead of boredom, it’s a powerful surge in demand from the world’s biggest players. Who knew institutions could be so trendy? 💼✨
These 17 authorized issuers are scattered across 10 EU member states, with France leading the pack like it’s the Eurovision Song Contest. 🇫🇷 Four approvals for France, followed by Malta, Lithuania, the Netherlands, and Luxembourg. Germany, Finland, Denmark, the Czech Republic, and Poland? One each. Basically, the crypto equivalent of showing up to a potluck with a single bag of chips. 🥔