Bitcoin’s price [BTC] reached a feeble high of $94.7k on Monday, 05 January, a mere flicker in the crypto cosmos. Earlier analyses, which diagnosed BTC’s weak knees and predicted a nosedive to $80.6k, proved less like prophecy and more like a dinner reservation at the bottom end of the market. Why? Because liquidity levels above $94.5k and a graveyard of liquidations below $84k whispered cruel truths to the unwary. Alas, whether this is comedy or tragedy remains to be seen. 🐘
Post-Monday’s lofty delirium, BTC slipped a mere 2.40%, now trading at $92.5k-a figure which, in prognosticating terms, feels both bold and ridiculous. While critics fret over soggy shorts-term prospects, others nurse the delusion that sidelined liquidity might yet perform a miracles act. Such is the precarious dance of faith and folly. 🎭
Theatre of the Strange: Bitcoin’s Buying Power and Net Capital Escapades

CryptoQuant’s Darkfost, perhaps the Bard of Blockchain, waxed lyrical about the “highly constructive” Bitcoin/stablecoin ratio. Fresh stablecoin inflows, coupled with BTC’s December swooning siren song, drove this ratio into what only a zealot could call “constructive.” Market buying power, it seems, is a fickle mistress who dances to the rhythm of despair and hope. 💃
The January rebound in this ratio hints-capital deployment is in the cards. Or rather, in the portfolios. Because nothing unites Wall Street and Web3 better than a shared addiction to speculation. 🚀

Axel Adler’s take on capital flows reads like a P.G. Wodehouse farce: negativity ruled from December 26 to January 3, but by week’s end it had just barely pirouetted into positivity. A “weakly” positive balance is a phrase only a poet could love-or an analyst trying to sound bullish. And yet, “Glassnode confirms” the bullish turn, as if divine intervention has officially endorsed the trade. 🧙
The Bitcoin profit/loss ratio, which spent December below 1 in a stew of losses, now dares to flirt with 1.78. One suspects the supply in circulation is shrinking not out of charity, but in desperation. Meanwhile, ETF inflows are the market’s new fairy godfather-if only he’d stop dramatically changing the dress at the last minute. 🎋
Final Thoughts
- BTC has clawed upward 6% in January, buoyed by liquidity’s eternal zeros and the sheer gall of buyers refusing to quit.
- Capital flows, while slightly less ghastly than December’s disaster, remain in their shy, unromantic phase. Bear markets, it seems, are just long pauses between capital’s ballet of self-doubt.
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2026-01-07 09:19