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Grab your coffee (or crypto) because while the US government is playing shutdown bingo, Bitcoin is having a glow-up moment. Max Keiser, the crypto oracle with a side of snark, says this isn’t just luck-it’s destiny. Or, you know, the inevitable collapse of fiat. Same thing. 🤷♂️
Crypto News of the Day: Max Keiser Calls It-Fiat’s in the ICU, Bitcoin’s at the Disco 🕺💰
As Washington’s budget drama turns into a soap opera, Bitcoin hit a high of $126,199 before taking a breather at $121,960. Max Keiser, the man who’s been yelling “fiat is doomed” since before it was cool, calls this “poetic justice.” Because nothing says “I told you so” like a government shutdown and a Bitcoin rally. 🎤✨
Keiser, who’s been in the crypto game longer than most of us have had Netflix subscriptions, says the 300-year fiat experiment is officially over. “You can’t print your way to prosperity,” he quipped. Unless you’re printing NFTs, apparently. 🖨️🤡
In an exclusive chat with BeInCrypto, Keiser framed the shutdown as the ultimate “I told you so” moment. “The Genesis Block was Bitcoin’s bat signal,” he said. “Fiat’s days are numbered, and decentralized money is the new black.” 🦇🔥
“The second the Genesis Block was mined on January 3, 2009, the fate of the US dollar and all fiat money was sealed…The 300-year experiment with central banks and fiat money is over. It failed. You can’t print your way to prosperity,” Keiser said. 🖨️💥
For Keiser, Bitcoin’s surge isn’t just about numbers-it’s about proving a point. “Fiat’s crumbling like a stale cookie,” he said. And with Jack Dorsey merging Cash App and Square, traditional banking is basically wearing a “Kick Me” sign. 🚀💸
“Jack Dorsey just hammered another nail into the dying banking system,” Keiser said. Fintech and Bitcoin are the new cool kids, and banks? They’re sitting at the loser table. 🛠️💀
But what about stablecoins? Keiser’s not holding back: “They’ll keep the ‘USD’ label long after the dollar’s a relic. It’s like calling a flip phone an iPhone-technically accurate, but nobody’s fooled.” 📱😂
“Stablecoins will still use the nomenclature of ‘USD’ even after the dollar dies – as a generic term disconnected from the US Treasury and the unbacked paper nonsense plaguing the globe for decades,” he said. 🗑️💨
With Washington on pause, Keiser says trust is migrating faster than a meme during a market crash. “Bitcoin’s price is the inverse of trust in governments,” he noted. So, every political crisis? Just rocket fuel for Bitcoin. 🚀🌕
Chart of the Day
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Crypto Equities Pre-Market Overview
| Company | At the Close of October 9 | Pre-Market Overview |
| Strategy (MSTR) | $320.29 | $322.95 (+0.83%) 📈 |
| Coinbase (COIN) | $387.00 | $388.65 (+0.43%) 🚀 |
| Galaxy Digital Holdings (GLXY) | $42.22 | $43.05 (+1.97%) 🌟 |
| MARA Holdings (MARA) | $20.20 | $20.63 (+2.08%) 💪 |
| Riot Platforms (RIOT) | $22.28 | $22.81 (+2.24%) 🔥 |
| Core Scientific (CORZ) | $18.04 | $18.56 (+2.88%) 🚀 |
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