Doctor Profit, the crypto world’s version of a fortune teller who’s always right… until they’re not, has just dropped a bombshell: he’s buying BTC at $86k, because apparently, “relief rally” is just a fancy way of saying “short-term panic.” 🧠💸
Despite his “I’m a genius” vibes, the analyst insists he’s still bearish. Because why would you be bullish when the market’s as stable as a penguin on a trampoline? 🐧📉 He’s betting on a “20% move” from current levels-because nothing says “safe trade” like a 20% swing. 🤝
Remember when he predicted the $126k top? Yeah, that was a masterpiece. Now he’s back with a “short-term relief bounce” plan that’s tighter than a crypto bro’s gym membership. 🏋️♂️
Doctor Profit’s long-term outlook? A 20% drop. Because why settle for 10% when you can have 20%? 🧠💸 And if BTC dares to hit $97k-$107k? He’ll take profits and add them to his short position. Because nothing says “risk management” like doubling down on a crash. 🚀
Meanwhile, Ali Martinez is like, “Hold $87k or else!” as Japan’s interest rates threaten to turn Bitcoin into a sad little meme. 🇯🇵📉
At the moment, BTC’s trading at $86,600. Because nothing says “stability” like a number that changes faster than your ex’s mind. 🧠💸
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2025-12-17 17:31