Well, I reckon it ain’t much of a surprise to anyone with a lick of sense that this here Bitcoin of yours has taken another tumble. Down to $88,000, they say. Seems to me a fella can’t keep a good cryptocurrency down… or perhaps a bad one up, depending on yer point of view.
And naturally, all those other fancy coins – the ‘altcoins,’ as the young folks call ’em – are lookin’ paler than a ghost in a graveyard. That Ethereum, bless its heart, is sniffin’ around under $3,000. And XMR, she’s really taken a beatin’, I hear.
A Most Peculiar Performance
Just a week ago, there was a fuss between the Yankees and the Europeans over tariffs – a common enough occurrence, truth be told. Bitcoin, at first, seemed disinterested, tottering along above $95,000. But then, like a startled mule, it bolted downwards come Monday mornin’, when the folks over in Asia started their tradin’.
They say $92,000 was a support level. A support! Sounds like something a doctor would prescribe for a weak spine. But those bears – a persistent lot, they are – just kept pushin’ it south. By Wednesday, it had settled at a miserable $87,200, a new low, indeed!
Then came a real hullabaloo of ups and downs. A dash for $90,000, a swift rejection, and then another try, all while that Mr. Trump was holdin’ forth at Davos. He backpedaled on his notion of buyin’ Greenland – a sensible decision, if you ask me, though I’d wager the Danes are relieved – and canceled them tariffs.
But naturally, he had to stir up some trouble, threatenin’ a 100% tariff on Canada if they get too chummy with China. Bitcoin failed to get back to $90,000 and went down to $88,000. Recovered a smidgen, mind you, but still lookin’ a bit peaked.
It sits now below $89,000, worth some $1.77 trillion overall. That means Bitcoin controls a bit over half the whole kit and kaboodle. A considerable dominance, wouldn’t you agree?
The Rest of the Crew
Ethereum’s been slippin’ from over $3,400 to under $3,000, and can’t seem to find its feet. BNB’s doin’ poorly, and XRP is just stuck. XMR’s had a right proper fall, sinkin’ over 7% in a single day to $480. A whole heap of other coins – ADA, BCH, DOGE, LINK, and a couple of others I ain’t never heard of – are all in the red too.
Now, there’s a few exceptions. CC is doin’ alright, up a bit, and RIVER seems to be rocketin’ along, over $60 now. But HASH…. well, HASH has gone south- and quickly, fallin’ to under $0.023.
The total value of all this digital money is down over $40 billion, approxinately $3.08 trillion. A considerable sum, but one can’t help but wonder where it all leads, eh?
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