Markets
What to know:
- BTC, once a prince, now a pauper after kissing the $107K mirror and shattering its reflection. 🪞
- The “Death Cross” lurks like a budget horror villain-cheap, predictable, and probably wearing a mask made of old candlestick charts. 🎃
This is a Fast News post by CoinDesk’s own financial bard, Omkar Godbole, who channels market ghosts into spreadsheets. 📊👻
Bitcoin, that fickle siren of speculation, weeps in Asian trading hours. Having failed to conquer $107,250-a level it once called “home” before reality TV’d its eviction. 🏠💸 The bears, now wearing tiny top hats and monocles, chuckle as the sideways grindhouse flick resolves into a noir classic: “The Big Short’s Revenge.”
Technical analysts, those modern-day astrologers, nod sagely. The “Death Cross” (50-day SMA vs. 200-day SMA duel) inches closer than a clingy ex. But remember: this omen’s batting average? Three strikes in 2023-2025, all duds. Maybe it’s just a haunted calculator? 👻
Yet here we are, staring at $100K’s crumbling castle walls. A break above $107K? That’s the equivalent of Bitcoin surviving a rom-com third-act misunderstanding. Until then, cue the violins-and short-squeeze masochists buying the dip. 🎻🔪
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2025-11-11 09:36