Oh, look at that! Bitcoin’s back above $94K… because apparently, the futures market decided to take a nap. 🧠💸 Who knew? The only thing more surprising than the price bounce is the fact that someone actually buys Bitcoin these days. 🤯
Futures Market Sellers Are Stepping Back
Bitcoin’s reclaiming resistance levels like it’s the 2017 party everyone forgot about. Meanwhile, the futures market is finally cooling off-like a toddler who’s had enough snacks. 🍿📉
After weeks of short-sellers acting like they’re in a crypto version of The Hunger Games, the selling pressure has dropped so fast, it’s like someone unplugged the “panic” button. 🚫💥 According to Darkfost, the BTC Net Taker Volume metric is now 10x lower than its peak. That’s like a 90% discount on chaos. 🚀
This shift? It’s like the market finally realized that selling Bitcoin is a bad idea. 🤯 While it doesn’t guarantee a price surge, it’s definitely a step away from the “I’m about to die” vibe. 😵💫

The Net Taker Volume metric? It’s like the crypto version of a “who’s in charge here?” moment. Right now, sellers are still slightly winning, but it’s like a toddler learning to walk-wobbly, but making progress. 🤸♂️
And here’s the kicker: if this metric turns positive, Bitcoin might finally remember it’s a cryptocurrency and not a glorified rug pull. 🚀
Is Bitcoin Volatility Heading For Rock Bottom?
Volatility is down to 23%? That’s so low, it’s like Bitcoin is on a strict diet. 🥦 But remember, when things get too calm, the market usually throws a tantrum. 💥
At $94,890, BTC’s 3% jump is just a fancy way of saying “the market finally remembered it’s a cryptocurrency.” 🤯 And the trading volume? It’s up 61%-because nothing says “I’m serious” like a 61% increase in trades. 📈

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