Ah, the bittersweet symphony of Bitcoin’s finale in 2025-a bearish crescendo at $87,500, leaving the bulls as frostbitten as a Russian winter. The sideways shuffle persists, a dance macabre below the ascending trendline, which $BTC treats with the reverence of a forgotten umbrella. Are we destined for a Q1 of gloom, or does the tunnel’s end whisper of resurrection? 🕳️✨
$BTC’s Lateral Ballet Continues
In the fleeting frame of the short term, there is scarcely a ripple to report-$BTC pirouettes sideways, a prima donna ignoring the downtrend line as if it were a plebeian’s scribble. Yes, a fleeting spurt, but as ephemeral as a firefly’s glow, snuffed out by the $90,000 resistance, that implacable gatekeeper. The major ascending trendline? Violated so often it now resembles a well-trodden garden path, its dignity long since trampled. 🌾🚶♂️
The Stochastic RSI, that fickle minx, teases a descent to the abyss, hinting at further downside-perhaps a plunge to $86,000. But who can trust such a coquette? 💃
$BTC’s Bear Flag: A Ticking Time Bomb? ⏳💣
Zoom out, dear reader, to the daily panorama, and behold: a slow ascent, yet ensnared within a bear flag, that sinister harbinger of potential collapse. Yet, while $BTC clings to the trendline and the $86,000 support like a barnacle to a shipwreck, hope flickers for the bulls. The Relative Strength Index, that stalwart ally, defiantly breaches its downtrend, a beacon in the gloom. 🌟
Bitcoin’s 2025 Swan Song: A Dirge or Prelude? 🎶
No amount of bull-polished rhetoric can obscure the truth: Bitcoin ends 2025 lower than its début. Has the $126,000 peak marked the beginning of a bear’s reign? Not so fast, my skeptical friend. The chart, that cryptic oracle, hints at a rally-a phoenix from the ashes. Gaze left, to the last reversal: a crimson monthly candle, followed by a hesitant sibling, then the verdant giants. Déjà vu, perhaps? The oversold condition now surpasses yesteryear’s, portending a grander ascent. 🦅🔥
Contraire, Mes Amis: The Herd’s Folly 🐑🚫
Markets, those capricious sirens, delight in defying expectation. Crypto, once the belle of the ball, now lies abandoned, its suitors seduced by the siren songs of Nvidia and AI stocks. Bitcoin, unloved, battered, yesterday’s bauble-yet precisely when the herd flees, the contrarian feasts. Compare $BTC to its peers-gold, silver, stocks-and behold its nadir. Is this not the hour to buy, when despair is most fragrant? 🍴💰
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