Ah, the bittersweet symphony of Bitcoinâs finale in 2025-a bearish crescendo at $87,500, leaving the bulls as frostbitten as a Russian winter. The sideways shuffle persists, a dance macabre below the ascending trendline, which $BTC treats with the reverence of a forgotten umbrella. Are we destined for a Q1 of gloom, or does the tunnelâs end whisper of resurrection? đłïžâš
$BTCâs Lateral Ballet Continues
In the fleeting frame of the short term, there is scarcely a ripple to report-$BTC pirouettes sideways, a prima donna ignoring the downtrend line as if it were a plebeianâs scribble. Yes, a fleeting spurt, but as ephemeral as a fireflyâs glow, snuffed out by the $90,000 resistance, that implacable gatekeeper. The major ascending trendline? Violated so often it now resembles a well-trodden garden path, its dignity long since trampled. đŸđ¶âïž
The Stochastic RSI, that fickle minx, teases a descent to the abyss, hinting at further downside-perhaps a plunge to $86,000. But who can trust such a coquette? đ
$BTCâs Bear Flag: A Ticking Time Bomb? âłđŁ
Zoom out, dear reader, to the daily panorama, and behold: a slow ascent, yet ensnared within a bear flag, that sinister harbinger of potential collapse. Yet, while $BTC clings to the trendline and the $86,000 support like a barnacle to a shipwreck, hope flickers for the bulls. The Relative Strength Index, that stalwart ally, defiantly breaches its downtrend, a beacon in the gloom. đ
Bitcoinâs 2025 Swan Song: A Dirge or Prelude? đ¶
No amount of bull-polished rhetoric can obscure the truth: Bitcoin ends 2025 lower than its dĂ©but. Has the $126,000 peak marked the beginning of a bearâs reign? Not so fast, my skeptical friend. The chart, that cryptic oracle, hints at a rally-a phoenix from the ashes. Gaze left, to the last reversal: a crimson monthly candle, followed by a hesitant sibling, then the verdant giants. DĂ©jĂ vu, perhaps? The oversold condition now surpasses yesteryearâs, portending a grander ascent. đŠ đ„
Contraire, Mes Amis: The Herdâs Folly đđ«
Markets, those capricious sirens, delight in defying expectation. Crypto, once the belle of the ball, now lies abandoned, its suitors seduced by the siren songs of Nvidia and AI stocks. Bitcoin, unloved, battered, yesterdayâs bauble-yet precisely when the herd flees, the contrarian feasts. Compare $BTC to its peers-gold, silver, stocks-and behold its nadir. Is this not the hour to buy, when despair is most fragrant? đŽđ°
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