Behold, the soothsayer of Wall Street, Novogratz, peers into his crystal ball once more! 🎱 A $200,000 Bitcoin may yet rise from the ashes of Powell’s reign-if the Fed’s new dove dares coo its lullaby of rate cuts. 🐦💸
In a recent sermon to Kyle Chasse, our modern-day Cassandra cried:
“Trump’s gospel? A dove must rule the Fed’s ivory tower… And when that dove flaps its wings? Gold and Bitcoin shall ascend to the heavens! 🌌”
-Mike Novogratz, preaching to the choir of Chasse’s podcast
Truly, the Fed’s next puppetmaster may prove the spark to ignite crypto’s bonfire 🔥-nay, the pyre of the dollar’s fading glory. Bitcoin Hyper ($HYPER), with its $18.5M war chest, promises to grease the wheels of Satoshi’s revolution. 🛠️
The Fed’s Delicate Dance: Bitcoin’s Strength, Dollar’s Weakness 💃🩸
Novogratz, that poet of finance, warns: “The Fed’s scissors cut both ways! Rate cuts may fatten Bitcoin, but the dollar bleeds anew…” 💸
Yet history scoffs! After September’s rate cut farce, the dollar swelled like a bloated corpse 🧟♂️ while Bitcoin limped, down 5.4%. A paradox? Or merely the market’s cruel joke?
The Fed’s three cuts ahead? A prophecy etched in sand. October’s meeting looms-a coin toss with 87.7% odds. Will Bitcoin rise like Lazarus, or shall we mourn another false dawn? 🪦
Bitcoin Hyper: Savior of the People or Just Another Snake Oil? 🐍⚡
Lo! Bitcoin Hyper ($HYPER) arrives, the messiah of Layer 2, to free Bitcoin from its seven-transactions-per-second purgatory. 🚀
Solana’s 1,000 TPS? A hurricane compared to Bitcoin’s gentle cough. 🌪️ But fear not! Hyper’s “Canonical Bridge” shall teleport your BTC into a land of zero fees and instant gratification. 🎩🐇
Institutions drool at the prospect-a Bitcoin reborn, swift and scalable! 🏦 But heed the warning: investing in $HYPER at $0.012985 is like betting on a revolution. 🚨 Potential ROI of 11,451% by 2030? A siren’s song-or a treasure chest? 🏴☠️
Buy now, they say! Before the masses descend like locusts. 🦗 (But remember, dear reader, this isn’t advice-it’s satire. Do your own research or perish. 💀)
Authored by Bogdan Patru, Bitcoinist: https://bitcoinist.com/bitcoin-could-reach-200000-following-powells-replacement
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