If you thought finance was a sober affair, think again. October arrived like a drunken poet-flooding the scene with a $15,000 surge faster than you can say “pump and dump.” BTC soared past August 2025’s high, perched triumphantly above $126,000 – a figure that seemed to whisper, “Behold, the peak of peaks!” but perhaps only giggled behind its hand. 🎩✨
Alas, the gods of gravity and irony had other plans. The chariot of Bitcoin, once so triumphant, found itself spiraling down like a reluctant rocket, plummeting over $23,000 in a week-until it awkwardly settled at $107,000. Close, but no cigar. The question lingering in the crypto air, swirling like a fine cigar smoke in an old Russian tavern, is whether this topsy-turvy ride has already hit its finale. Or-plot twist!-there’s more to come. 🍿📉
PlanB, ever the prophet with a dartboard, drew a poll whose verdict was almost comic: 68% of 36,089 brave voters believe this isn’t the end-they see more upward motion ahead. Meanwhile, 32% see the top as in, an act of finality, like the curtain falling on a grand Russian opera. And for the majority, a dip below $100,000 seems inevitable-perhaps a gentle nudge from the universe or a sinister plot by the ghost of Satoshi. 👻💸
“Explain to me your mystical reasoning-charts, data, divine signs-why are we headed for gloom?” (paraphrased with dramatic flair). – PlanB (@100trillionUSD) October 18, 2025
Adding flavor to this bitter soup, another poll showed 62.9% believe the magic number-$100,000-might inevitably become just a nostalgic memory. The wise commentators are whispering about liquidity puppeteers-how institutional liquidity dances and derivatives perform their clandestine ballet, pulling prices like marionettes in a grand Russian tragedy. Some say, “It’s all a liquidity rotation-profit stealing from the innocent, like a fox in a henhouse,” and, like a true Bolshevik, PlanB nods in sleepy agreement. 🦊🥚
“Liquidity, rebalance, rotation-sounds like a bad soap opera plot, but I tell you, it’s bullish gossip,”-or so they claim. The charts are as elusive as a Siberian snowstorm, yet the mysterious forces behind them are titillating enough for the most cynical of us to ponder,” said the voice from the shadows.
– PlanB (@100trillionUSD) October 18, 2025
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