Bernstein’s like, “Yeah, Bitcoin’s down, but it’s not dead. $150K is still the dream, people. Chill.”
So, Bernstein’s all like, “This Bitcoin dip? Totally not a big deal. It’s not like the time your ex texted you at 2 AM-this is just a phase.” They’re doubling down on their $150K prediction, because apparently, they didn’t get the memo about everyone panic-selling their crypto to buy more avocado toast.
Their analysts are basically saying, “This isn’t 2008, folks. No Mt. Gox, no Terra-Luna, no FTX. Just a bunch of people doom-scrolling and forgetting their passwords. Again.”
Bernstein: “This Bear Market? More Like a Teddy Bear.”
According to Bernstein, this Bitcoin bear market is basically a kitten in a sweater. No systemic failures, no widespread insolvencies, just a lot of hand-wringing and “What ifs?” They’re like, “The network’s fine. The ETFs are fine. You’re fine. Maybe go outside.”
And about those past crises? Bernstein’s like, “Yeah, we remember Mt. Gox. That was wild. But this? This is just a mood swing, not a meltdown.”
Why Bernstein thinks $150K by 2026 is still a thing, in 3 minutes.
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Everyone’s doom-scrolling like their ex just posted a beach pic with a new partner.
But a fancy research team just called this the “weakest bear case” ever. So, yay?
– Milk Road (@MilkRoad)
The analysts are all, “Bitcoin’s still humming along. No liquidity freezes, no hidden leverage. Just a lot of people yelling ‘crypto is dead’ into the void.”
Gautam Chhugani and his team are like, “Yeah, sentiment’s down, but the fundamentals? Still solid. Like my coffee order-complicated but reliable.”
ETFs: The Adult Supervision Bitcoin Needed
Bernstein’s all about those ETFs now. They’re like, “Regulated access? Check. Institutional alignment? Check. Now if only someone could regulate my snacking habits.”
They admit inflows are meh right now, but they’re like, “Tight financial conditions, blah blah. Once the money faucet turns back on, we’ll be golden. Or at least, Bitcoin will be.”
And about those custody risks? Bernstein’s like, “ETFs are the seatbelts of crypto. Buckle up, buttercup.”
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Liquidity: The Real MVP (or Villain) of This Story
Bernstein’s like, “Bitcoin’s still a drama queen when it comes to liquidity. High interest rates? It’s like, ‘I can’t even.’”
But they’re also like, “AI? Blockchains? Programmable finance? Bitcoin’s still the cool kid at the party, even if it’s sitting in the corner scrolling through memes.”
And about those miners? Bernstein’s like, “They’re fine. They’re into AI now. It’s like when your friend starts yoga and suddenly won’t stop talking about chakras.”
Strategy CEO Phong Le is all, “Bitcoin at $8K for five years? Yeah, no. That’s like expecting me to give up coffee. Not happening.”
So, there you have it. Bernstein’s betting on $150K by 2026. Or, as they’d put it, “It’s fine. We’re fine. Everything’s fine.”
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