So, Metaplanet, that curious entityâŚtheyâve been gathering Bitcoin. As if accumulating pebbles on a vast, indifferent shore. A rather substantial gathering, mind you – 4,279 of the digital things in the last quarter of 2025, to the tune of $451 million. Simon Gerovich, their CEO (a man clearly unburdened by doubt, or perhaps simply addicted to decimal points), announced it all with the air of someone revealing a particularly good mushroom find.
The figures, of course, are impressive. And, naturally, reported with a precision bordering on the obsessive. đ§
- Theyâve spent, overall, around $3.78 billion on Bitcoin. A sum that could have, one imagines, funded a rather lovely library. Or several. At an average of $107,606 a piece. Quite a burden for a few lines of code, wouldnât you say?
- Gerovich boasts a âyieldâ of 568.2% year-to-date. One wonders what the poor accountants are making of this…probably strong tea and stronger assurances.
- Apparently, this puts them amongst the⌠larger hoarders. Corporate dragons, accumulating digital gold. Itâs almost quaint.
The average price paid for these recent acquisitions? A mere $105,412 per Bitcoin. Bringing the total to a respectable 35,102. One half expects them to start issuing Bitcoin-backed certificates of merit. Perhaps for exceptionally good paperwork.
This âyieldâ, this wondrous, almost alchemical 568.2%⌠it speaks to an âaggressive pace of accumulationâ. One uses the term âaggressiveâ deliberately. The market, you see, is not a garden. It is a labyrinth. đ¤
Metaplanet has acquired 4279 BTC during Q4 2025 for $451.06 million at ~$105,412 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 568.2% YTD 2025. As of 12/30/2025, we hold 35,102 $BTC acquired for ~$3.78 billion at ~$107,606 per bitcoin. $MTPLF $MPJPY
– Simon Gerovich (@gerovich) December 30, 2025
They now, it seems, treat Bitcoin as a fundamental element of their balance sheet. LikeâŚwell, like a particularly volatile kind of asset. Joining other firms whoâve decided that digital scarcity is preferable to, say, actual stability. And, it should be added, they’ve borrowed another $130 million against the value of this digital hoard. A particularly elegant circularity, don’t you think? đ
All this purchasing, naturally, occurred amidst âheightened volatilityâ. Which is a polite way of saying the market was behaving like a startled cat. But Metaplanet pressed on, undeterred. Perhaps buoyed by the thought of becoming the worldâs leading collector of internet money.
So, they stand revealed: among the great corporate Bitcoin bullionists, vying for dominance in a future defined byâŚwell, by probably more volatility. The suspense is almost unbearable. đ
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