Bitcoin’s [BTC] price shot up over 8% to a dizzying $93K in the past 24 hours. 🚀 Who knew all it took was a few ETFs to make crypto cool again? (Or, as cool as a volatile digital token can be while still being taxed like a yard sale.)
On December 2nd, BlackRock’s iShares BTC ETF (IBIT) scooped up $120 million like a kid at a candy store. Fidelity’s FBTC and Bitwise’s BITB weren’t far behind, adding $22 million and $7.4 million respectively. (Names like “BITB” and “FBTC” really scream “we’re serious about blockchain,” don’t they?)
Meanwhile, ARK Invest’s ARKB lost $91 million-because nothing says “circle of life” like watching your ETF bleed cash while others feast. 🦁 Total daily inflows? A modest $58.5 million. Not bad for a Tuesday!
But here’s the kicker: This marked the fifth straight day of net inflows. BTC’s price is now chilling comfortably above $80,000. So, is this the return of the fabled “Santa rally,” or just a really aggressive elf on Wall Street?
Macro Whatnow? The ‘Vanguard Effect’ Explained
Bloomberg’s Eric Balchunas dubbed this the “Vanguard effect.” On December 2nd, the $11 trillion asset giant lifted its crypto ban, letting 50 million users trade ETFs. Suddenly, grandpa’s retirement portfolio is buying Bitcoin like it’s a Black Friday deal. 🎁
As Balchunas put it: “Also $1B in IBIT volume in first 30min of trading. I knew those Vanguardians had a little degen in them. Even conservatives like ‘a little hot sauce.’” 🌶️🔥
Coinbase analysts, meanwhile, blamed “macro vibes.” With the Fed buying bonds again, liquidity’s back like a bad perm. Risk-on assets? They’re so in this season. (Translation: When the Fed opens the money spigot, crypto goes viral. Again.)
Traders: The $100K Mirage Awaits
Analysts are eyeing the $98K-$100K range like it’s a Netflix cliffhanger. Coinbase says this level is key. Reclaim it, and BTC could rally. Fail? Bulls might panic-sell faster than you can say “I regret nothing.”
Swissblock predicts a “tactical recovery” by mid-December. Historically, after liquidity events like this, BTC tends to rebound like a kangaroo on trampoline. 🦘
But wait! The Yen carry trade could unravel any day now. The Bank of Japan’s meeting on December 19th has an 86% chance of hiking rates. Spoiler: If they do, crypto might crash harder than a TikTok trend. 💥
Final Thoughts
- Institutional money’s back! (Because nothing says “trust us” like a fancy ETF acronym.) 🎩💼
- Macro’s kinda good, but Japan’s rate hike could rain on this parade. 🌧️🧨
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2025-12-03 12:23