Ah, Michael Saylor, that modern-day alchemist who turns digital dreams into bitcoin gold, has once more swiped his enchanting wand to amass a staggering hoard of 638,460 BTC. One wonders if he keeps them under his mattress or perhaps in an elaborate vault guarded by sarcastic robots.
From the mystical lands of Japan, the fabled Metaplanet-otherwise known as the Asian Strategy, because calling it “Plan B” would simply not suffice-has sashayed onto the stage with a fresh bounty of bitcoin brilliance, declared with all the pomp and circumstance of a Shakespearean actor announcing the demise of fiscal prudence.
“Strategy has acquired 1,955 BTC for a modest sum of around $217.4 million at approximately $111,196 per bitcoin, achieving an eyebrow-raising BTC Yield of 25.8% year-to-date in 2025. As of the 7th of September, 2025, we proudly hodl (because what else would we do?) 638,460 $BTC, paid for at an average price of $73,880 per coin-a princely sum totaling about $47.17 billion.”
– Michael Saylor (@saylor) September 8, 2025
Indeed, acquiring nearly two thousand bitcoins at a princely sum that could purchase a small country (or at least a couple of Ferraris) has vaulted Strategy’s vault into the stratosphere of financial grandeur. They’ve spent a jaw-dropping $47 billion to build this digital treasury. No doubt their accountant enjoys a good lie down.
With the price today soaring to a glitzy $112,000 per bitcoin, our dear Strategy finds itself lounging comfortably on paper gains exceeding $24 billion-enough to fuel a lifetime of champagne dinners and philosophical musings on why anyone would ever trust traditional currency.
Metaplanet, ever the demure sibling in this family of colossal spenders, has purchased a humble 136 BTC for $15.2 million, a mere trifle, really. Yet their total pile now glitters with 20,136 BTC, acquired at an average price nudging $103,196 per coin, worth a princely $2.255 billion on paper-a tidy sum for anyone with a flair for digital fortune.
“Metaplanet secured 136 BTC for approximately $15.2 million, cruising at around $111,666 per bitcoin, and boasting a jaw-dropping BTC Yield of 487% year-to-date in 2025. As of September 8, 2025, we proudly clutch 20,136 $BTC, purchased for $2.08 billion at roughly $103,196 per bitcoin.”
– Simon Gerovich (@gerovich) September 8, 2025
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2025-09-08 16:29