Finance

What to know:
- Babylon Labs has raised $15 million from a16z crypto, which purchased that amount of the platform’s BABY token. (Because nothing says “trust” like naming a token after a helpless infant 🍼)
- The capital will fund the development and scaling of Babylon Trustless BTCVaults. (Trustless? More like desperately hoping no one notices the cracks in the vault 🤞)
- BABY surged 13% on the news. (Because 13% is just the right amount of growth to outpace a sloth on espresso ☕)
Babylon Labs has raised $15 million in funding from a16z crypto to support the development and scaling of Babylon Trustless BTCVaults, an infrastructure system designed to allow native bitcoin to be used as collateral across onchain financial applications, the company said in a blog post Wednesday. (Ah, yes-because nothing says “financial revolution” like locking up Bitcoin in a vault while pretending it’s still “free” 🤡)
The platform’s BABY token was higher by 13% after the a16z investment. (A 13% jump? Clearly, the market is thrilled to gamble with someone else’s money 🎲)
The investment will be used to advance the core technology behind BTCVaults and support integration with external applications that require verifiable, non-custodial bitcoin collateral, the company said. (Non-custodial? Oh, how democratic-now you’re not even trusted with your own keys! 🗝️)
a16z crypto will also provide strategic input based on its experience investing in blockchain infrastructure. (Because who better to fix crypto than the people who accidentally made it worse? 🤷)
BTCVaults are designed to allow bitcoin to be locked on the Bitcoin base layer while remaining verifiable to external systems. The system is intended to allow applications to confirm that BTC collateral remains in place and to enforce conditions such as unlocking or liquidation through cryptographic mechanisms, rather than custodial control or wrapped representations of the cryptocurrency. (Cryptography: because why trust humans when you can trust math… and a few very confused developers 🤯)
Most existing on-chain Bitcoin collateral solutions rely on custodians or wrapped BTC, which require users to relinquish control of their assets or convert the cryptocurrency into a different representation. (Ah, the classic “I’ll just hold your keys for you” hustle. Trust is so 2019 🚫)
Babylon’s approach is designed to enable BTC to remain native to the Bitcoin network while still being utilized in financial applications. (Native? Bold move. Next, they’ll try to claim Bitcoin is actually useful for something besides paying for pizza 🍕)
The development of BTCVaults comes amid growing institutional use of bitcoin as collateral. Regulators, banks, asset managers, and trading firms have increasingly recognized BTC in lending, derivatives, and investment products, while the majority of the crypto’s supply remains unused in onchain financial systems. (Institutional adoption? More like institutional confusion dressed in a suit and tie 🧑💼)
BTCVaults are designed to support a range of financial use cases, including borrowing, lending, and other collateralized products, without requiring custodians or asset wrapping, Babylon said. The infrastructure is intended to be compatible with both decentralized and traditional financial systems. (Decentralized? Traditional? Why not throw both in a blender and call it “modern”? 🌀)
The funding will support Babylon’s goal of enabling BTC to function as productive collateral while preserving self-custody and operation on the Bitcoin base layer. (Productive? Self-custody? If by “productive” they mean “still here by 2030,” then bravo 🎉)
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2026-01-07 17:09