The Financial Services Agency (FSA)-that majestic guardian of Japan’s economic sanity-is at it again. Their latest plot? Reclassify 105 digital assets, from the legendary bitcoin to a smattering of other tokens, as “financial products”-which sounds fancy but is basically giving crypto the corporate nod. Imagine your digital coins getting dressed in a suit and tie, subjected to the same strict rules as stocks. Fun, right? According to insiders who are probably just the coffee makers in the agency’s back office, this move would drag crypto into the realm of “traditional investments,” as if crypto ever wanted that! 😆