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According to those who keep track of such things (crypto.news, in this case), Zcash (ZEC) has been bouncing around like a caffeinated frog, up 30% in the last week and a frankly ridiculous 175% in the last month. As of Thursday, November 20th, it was wobbling around at $691.5, which is nearly 1,625% up from wherever it was lurking in early September. A substantial leap, even for a cryptocurrency.

The draft’s primary aim is to lay out a framework that will hopefully entice the institutional bigwigs into the digital asset playground. It starts by classifying Bitcoin and Ether as digital commodities (hello, CFTC), which might finally provide the clarity that institutional investors have been crying out for. Those massive pension funds and asset managers who’ve been casually sipping their coffee on the sidelines might now have the “signal” they’ve been waiting for to dive into the fray. And once they jump in, expect more market activity, sophisticated trading, and possibly financial products that even the most seasoned Wall Street traders can’t fathom yet.

This little tremor occurred with a suddenness that momentarily suggested a potential bottom. But alas, hope flickers dimly. Two imposing resistance zones, like stern guardians, remain to be conquered before we can speak of a true reversal of fortune. One wonders if the market is simply teasing us.

But hold your horses (or should I say, your Ether?), for this is but the first act in BlackRock’s crypto opera. Their current spot Ethereum ETF is so last season, darling. This new trust is the sequel no one saw coming-a bold stride into the world of yield-generating ETH ETF products. The filing, of course, is pending approval, but one can’t help but marvel at the audacity of it all. 🌟

According to the venerable on-chain oracle, Glassnode, these industrious little investors-those humble souls with nothing more than a grand on hand-have their profitability measured with the Realized Price. Think of it as the ‘average cost’ where they first laid their coins down, a sort of market memory, if you will. When the spot price dances above this elder’s head, our small players revel in gains unseen-akin to a humble pastry chef secretly wealthy from a single éclair. When below, alas, tears and despair! 🥐

Apparently, Bitcoin’s recent plummet to its lowest point in eight months isn’t because Uncle Sam took a nap. 🛌💤 Many had speculated that the macroeconomic jitters from the government shutdown were to blame, but Rational Root-yes, that’s their name-was like, “Nah, not buying it.” During a podcast that probably had more viewers than a cat playing piano on YouTube, they said, “I wouldn’t contribute the drawdown in Bitcoin all to the shutdown of the government.” Groundbreaking stuff, really.

ETF investors here in the States are hovering around their cost basis of $90,146, which is just a fancy way of saying they’re neither winning nor losing-they’re just… existing. Even with $372.8 million fleeing the scene in a single day, total assets haven’t plummeted off a cliff. This suggests the sellers aren’t coming from the ETF markets but from somewhere else entirely. Maybe they’re just tired of Elon Musk’s tweets. 🤷‍♂️ Meanwhile, IBIT is trading near $52, which is roughly the price of a decent sushi dinner in New York City.