U.S. Legalizes Spot Bitcoin Trading: The Crypto Revolution Begins! 🚀🤯
Acting Chairman Caroline Pham, with all the seriousness of a cat contemplating a mouse, announced with a sly smile that this move aims to “make America the crypto capital of the world.” Because nothing says ‘trustworthy’ quite like trusting Uncle Sam with your digital treasure chest, right? And perhaps, just perhaps, providing traders with safer, more transparent markets-though the line between transparency and spectacle remains ever blurred. 🕵️♀️💼








