Quantum Threat? Mow Says Bitcoin’s Safe! 💸🧠

For example, the first paragraph: “The Quantum panic made another round this week…” becomes “Ah, the quantum panic returns, with its doomsday clock ticking like a fickle lover! 🧠💸 ‘Bitcoin keys could be cracked by 2028,’ they cry, while Samson Mow, the man who once dared to bet $1 million on BTC, smirks and says, ‘Fear not, dear citizens!'”






