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In a broadside interview with Kitco News anchor Jeremy Szafron, the doyenne of Zang Enterprises casts recent geopolitics as proof of a shift from rules to rouses, from contracts to clangour. She says the world is tilting from the rule of law to the rule of might, where control over assets depends less on legal protections and more on the gentleman’s swagger and a stopwatch. A dash of drama, a pinch of sarcasm, and a lot of numbers-what a cocktail, eh? 💼😂

As of January 12, 2026, Dogecoin closed its eyes near $0.14-up a tiny 0.7% for the day. Not exactly a moonshot, but enough to make one ponder whether our four-legged friend is actually getting its act together. The move, humble as it is, marked the first time DOGE closed above that pesky wedge resistance, hinting it’s perhaps willing to entertain the idea of staying out of trouble. Meanwhile, the broader crypto crowd remains as decisive as a squirrel on espresso, meandering through consolidation, unsure whether to cheer or jeer. 🐿️☕

With a wit as sharp as a winter’s frost and a sarcasm as biting as a Moscow breeze, Hoskinson has aimed his barbs directly at David Sacks, the so-called “czar” of cryptocurrency. “If the bill does not pass this quarter,” he declares, “then Sacks must resign. For what is a czar without his crown of achievements? A mere jester in the court of bureaucracy.”