The Absurd Circus of Crypto: Upbit, Hacks, and a Token That Minted Itself | Gorky Style
Oh, the irony! While investors clutch their wallets in despair, the exchange fumbles with “safety mechanisms,” as if slapping a bandage on a broken leg will make it run. Such is their wisdom; they watch their precious UXLINK tumble, down a staggering 70%, laughing bitterly at the cruel joke of recent events. $0.09404-who needs gold when you have such reckless madness? 🥴






