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On the weekly chart, the “magic number” is now $1.95. Spoiler: It’s not magic-it’s just a polite suggestion from Bollinger that XRP might want to consider… existing below $2. No signs of oversold drama, just a slow-motion faceplant into the “sell everything” zone. 🚿
Oh, and it gets better. Guess who’s on the same page? Adam Back, the guy mentioned in the Bitcoin white paper (you know, that little thing we all pretend to understand?). Yeah, he’s also singing from the same hymn sheet. So, it seems the whole “Bitcoin as money” idea is *kinda* catching on. 😏
In the misty veils of San Francisco’s bay, where once fortunes and failures whispered through the fog, a businessman of the Bitcoin persuasion hath announced his intent to erect a colossal effigy of the Greek Titan Prometheus, rising 450 feet from the storied rock of Alcatraz. Oh, the irony of chains broken and new ones forged! 😂
Jennifer Lopez became famous for starring in a string of popular romantic comedies during the 2000s, and her latest film could signal a comeback for the actress. The movie, available on Netflix, was written specifically for Lopez by Brett Goldstein and Joe Kelly, the writers behind *Ted Lasso*. Lopez has hinted to fans that this project might be a bit more grown-up and playful than her previous romantic comedies. She shared this information on *Watch What Happens Live*.
If you’ve ever watched a middle-aged man try to run a marathon, you know that sudden bursts of energy usually mean something’s about to give. But here, the surge in transaction volume is being hailed as “optimism.” Congrats, crypto bros-your collective hope now smells faintly of desperation. 🌟
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Ce cri de détresse résonne à travers le parterre de la communauté cryptographique, alors que cette noble bataille judiciaire avance ses pas. Ah! Qui aurait cru qu’un simple code serait le nouveau cheval de Troie pour des débats titanesques : Peut-on, en publiant du logiciel, ouvrir la porte à une moulinette officielle pour des accusations de transmission d’argent illégale? 🤔
The statement framed non-fungible tokens (NFTs) as Opensea’s “chapter one” and outlined a strategic shift from an NFT marketplace to a broader “trade everything” platform aiming to aggregate onchain liquidity across tokens, collectibles, and physical/digital assets while preserving user custody. 🧟♂️📦
ETH’s rebound from “support zone limbo” might drag it back to $4,500-fingers crossed! 🤞
Overvalued DATs, those glittering mirages of corporate “innovation,” have begun to pop like overinflated balloons at a toddler’s birthday party. Bitcoin’s institutional credibility? A fragile thing, much like a teacup in a hurricane. 🧊💥
