TAO’s Wild Ride: Subnets Sizzle, But Will the AI Crypto Party Crash? 🚀

Because subnets decided to throw a pool party 🏊♂️! Bittensor’s market cap ballooned 11% in a day-like a toddler’s face after sucking on a helium balloon. Meanwhile, futures open interest spiked 19%, which is fancy talk for “gamblers are placing bets faster than a sloth on espresso.” The real kicker? TAO broke a “long-term descending trendline,” which is just a fancy way of saying a grumpy old dragon that’s been stomped on. 🐉💨






