Key points (because who has time for the whole story?):
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Bitcoin’s recovery is chugging along, thanks to those spot Bitcoin ETF buyers who apparently have deeper pockets than a kangaroo. 🐨💰
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BNB, HYPE, and SOL are leading the altcoin parade, proving that bulls are still in the mood to party. 🎉🐂
Bitcoin (BTC) hit $116,495 on Friday, and this relief rally is fueled by spot BTC ETF buyers who dropped $1.7 billion this week, according to SoSoValue. Because, you know, nothing says “I’m serious about crypto” like throwing a cool billion and a half at it. 💸
Crypto trader Matthew Hyland noticed the Bollinger Bands are tighter than a pair of skinny jeans after Thanksgiving dinner. Meanwhile, Crypto Ceasar (yes, that’s his name) predicts “spicy Q4” volatility. 🌶️📈
But wait! Not everyone’s on the hype train. CryptoQuant’s JA Maartun says BTC’s momentum is cooling faster than a forgotten cup of tea. ☕❄️
What are the crucial levels to watch? Let’s dive into the charts, shall we? (Spoiler: it’s a lot of numbers and lines. 🧮📉)
Bitcoin: To the Moon or Back to Earth? 🚀🌍
BTC broke above $113,500 and is now dancing around the 50-day moving average like it’s at a middle school disco. 💃
If buyers push past $117,500, we could see $120,000 or even $124,474. But if the bears have their way, we’re looking at a slide to $107,000. Because, you know, gravity. 🌧️
Ether: Narrow Range, Big Dreams 🌟
Ether (ETH) finally picked a direction-up! Bulls are flexing their muscles, but $4,957 is the line in the sand. If they break it, $5,500 is the next stop. If not, $3,500 is calling. 🎢
XRP: Breakout or Bull Trap? 🕳️
XRP broke above the downtrend line, but the bulls are acting like they forgot their gym membership. If they can’t hold $3.15, it’s back to $2.73. 💪❌
BNB: All-Time Highs and Sky-High Hopes 🌌
BNB hit a new record, and the bulls are eyeing $1,000 like it’s the last slice of pizza. But sellers are ready to fight at every level. 🍕⚔️
Solana: Marching Toward Resistance 🎺
Solana (SOL) is charging toward $260, but the $240-$260 zone is like a fortress guarded by dragons. If bulls break through, $295 is next. If not, it’s back to the drawing board. 🐉🔥
Dogecoin: Barking Up the Right Tree? 🐶
DOGE is trying to stay above $0.26, but $0.29 is the real test. If it breaks, $0.44 is possible. If not, it’s sideways city for a while. 🌆
Cardano: Bears Aren’t Going Down Without a Fight 🐻
Cardano (ADA) broke out of its descending channel, but the bears are like, “Not so fast!” If bulls hold $0.85, $1.02 is in sight. If not, it’s back to the support line. 🏃♂️💨
Chainlink: Comeback Kid or One-Hit Wonder? 🎤
Chainlink (LINK) broke $24, but $26-$28 is the real challenge. If it fails, $21.84 is the next stop. Because even crypto needs a safety net. 🪂
Hyperliquid: Rally or Pullback? 🚀⏪
HYPE is on a tear, but the RSI says a pullback is due. If $49.88 holds, $64.25 is the target. If not, sellers are ready to pounce. 🦁
Sui: Downtrend Line or Breakout Time? 📉⏳
Sui (SUI) is approaching the downtrend line, where sellers are waiting with popcorn. If bulls break through, $4.18 is next. If not, it’s back to the triangle. 🍿
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