ARK Invest Goes All-In on Crypto: BitMine & Bullish Bets 🚀💸

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Key Highlights

  • ARK Invest splashed $8.74 million on BitMine and Bullish, probably because the stock market’s been acting like it’s trying to solve a Rubik’s Cube blindfolded.
  • BitMine Immersion Technologies is ditching “tech” for “treasure map,” hoarding 3.5 million ETH like a crypto Scrooge McDuck.

Cathie Wood’s ARK crew is throwing caution to the wind (and maybe a few accounting standards) by piling into crypto stocks. On Friday alone, they bought enough BitMine shares to fill a small asteroid. Let’s just say if the stock market were a party, ARK would be the last one dancing in the parking lot.

Per their daily filings (because nothing says “trust us” like last-minute trades), ARK’s ETFs went full crypto cheerleader. The ARK Fintech Innovation ETF (ARKF) grabbed 18,089 shares of BitMine, ARKW hopped on 34,637, and ARKK-oh, ARKK went big with 116,681. Total? 169,407 shares, or roughly $5.83 million. That’s like buying a sinking ship ticket and betting it’ll float anyway. 🤡

Every move Cathie Wood made today, 11/14. Spoiler: it’s mostly crypto.

– Ark Invest Tracker (@ArkkDaily) November 15, 2025

Meanwhile, Bullish got the same treatment. ARKF bought 8,063 shares, ARKW added 15,441, and ARKK-because it’s the VIP of ETFs-snagged 52,011. Total value: $2.91 million. Both stocks were tanking that day, like two sad clowns at a funeral. BitMine dipped to $34.40, and Bullish slumped to $38.48. But hey, ARK’s after hours trading? A tiny rebound. Who needs consistency? 🤷♂️

These moves are part of ARK’s latest crypto lovefest. Last week, they dropped $46 million on Circle (CRCL) as the stock slid faster than a kid down a Slip ‘N Slide. And just to prove they’re not done yet, they spent $8.9 million on BitMine the day before, when its stock was below $37. Remember that $109.6 million worth of shares they dumped in June? Yeah, they’re playing long game. Or maybe they’re just really bad at math. 🧮

And let’s not forget the $10 million tossed at Securitize, a tokenization company backed by BlackRock. Now it’s the eighth-largest holding in the ARK Venture Fund. Because nothing says “trust us” like investing in a company named after a verb and a noun. 🤑

Beyond crypto, ARK’s ETFs are doing the cha-cha. ARKK is doubling down on biotech firms like Twist Bioscience and CRISPR Therapeutics, while trimming positions in Iridium Communications and Pinterest. ARKW and ARKF? Still obsessed with BitMine and Bullish. Meanwhile, the biotech-focused ARKG is expanding its CRISPR and Regeneron stakes, while cutting ties with Guardant Health and Natera. It’s like they’re picking stocks like they’re buffet dishes-sometimes you second-guess everything. 🥗

All told, ARK’s strategy is either genius or madness. Probably both. Either way, they’re writing checks faster than you can say “bear market.” 🚨

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2025-11-15 16:22