Dear reader, behold the spectacle of Robert Kiyosaki, that venerable sage of “Rich Dad, Poor Dad,” who now proclaims Bitcoin shall ascend to $250,000 by 2026. A crash? Pah! Why sell when one might buy, dear fools, and clutch your coins like a miser guarding his last turnip? 😂
Gold, he thunders, shall fetch $27,000; silver, $100; Ethereum… ah, here lies the rub. Did he mean $60 or $60,000? Perhaps the author, in his twilight years, forgot commas-or perhaps he scribbled with a quill dipped in kvass. Either way, the market now debates whether to laugh or weep. 🤡

Back in 1971, when Nixon severed the dollar from gold, Kiyosaki, our modern-day Nostradamus, began hoarding gold like a squirrel stockpiling nuts. “Real money,” he declares, “went into hiding!” As if coins might flee like a drunkard from a sobriety sermon. 🍺
“The Laws of Money, Not Politics!”
Bitcoin, the digital gold; Ethereum, the new monetary network-oh, what grandiloquent jargon! Kiyosaki scorns the Treasury and Fed for printing “fake dollars,” as if they churn counterfeit cash on a printing press made of teacups and wishful thinking. 🧨
While others sell, he buys-even during crashes! A noble quest, indeed, to build wealth in fear’s shadow. Next downturn? A mere dress rehearsal, he insists, to unveil who holds “unprintable money.” Or, as Gogol might say, a masquerade where everyone wears the same clown nose. 🎭
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2025-11-09 14:06