Pepe Coin price has been plummeting so hard it’s like watching a meme coin version of The Bachelor finale-everyone’s crying, and no one’s getting a rose. 🤭 From its December high of $0.00002840 to today’s $0.0000053. Congrats, you just got roasted by the crypto market!
They’re All Buying Bitcoin Instead 🙃
That $10,000 investment? It’s on track to buy you a used toaster and 1/3 of a Lambo. 🍞➡️🔥
Technical Analysis: The Chart Is Screaming (But No One’s Listening) 🤪📉
The daily chart? Looks like a bear market Jackson Pollock masterpiece. It’s forming a head-and-shoulders pattern-the financial equivalent of a bad hair day that costs you $7,170.
The “head” peaks at $0.000028 (December’s high), shoulders at $0.000017, and the neckline at $0.0000064. Guess what? Price just belly-flopped below the neckline. Congrats, bears! Time to panic like it’s 2008… but with more emojis. 💀
Oh, and on Aug. 28, Pepe got hit with a “death cross”-when the 50-day moving average dives below the 200-day. Sounds dramatic? It is! Think of it as the crypto version of getting dumped via text. 📵💔
Price is now below the Ichimoku Cloud (yes, that’s a real thing) and the RSI is pointing down like a GPS to the moon… but the moon is on fire. 🔥 The H&S target? $0.000001540-a 72% drop from here. Your $10K? Now $2,830. Treat yourself to a coffee… or 72% less crypto. ☕
Fundamentals? More Like Funda-MENTAL Failure 😭
Investors are fleeing Pepe faster than you’d unfollow a conspiracy theorist. Open interest? Plunged to $198M from $780M. Translation: Traders are ghosting this harder than a middle school crush.
Whales? They’ve sold 28% of their stash in 90 days-now holding 4.48 trillion tokens. Public figures? Cut their holdings by 72% to 86B. Pro tip: When whales panic, humans should sprint. 🏃♂️💨
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2025-11-04 22:53