Okay, so XRP. This whole thing⊠itâs just⊠a mess. It’s below $2.50 already? I mean, seriously? I was just thinking about buying some. Now look what youâve done. Itâs just…going. Down. Like my hopes and dreams.
- It went down. Below $2.350. Groundbreaking. đ
- Itâs now under $2.420. And some “Simple Moving Average.” What even IS a simple moving average? Sounds⊠vague.
- They have a âbearish trend line.â A line. Thatâs stopping it? I get stopped by lines at the supermarket, this is ridiculous. Resistance at $2.550, supposedly.
- If it stays above $2.30, MAYBE, and I stress MAYBE, it wonât completely crater. But don’t hold your breath.
It’s Just Going Lower, Isn’t It?
It stayed âbearish.â What does that even mean? Like, grumpy? Itâs a cryptocurrency, not a person! And it dipped below $2.50⊠then $2.420. Itâs like a bad sitcom – predictable, annoying, and you canât look away. Theyâre comparing it to Bitcoin and Ethereum⊠like those guys have it figured out. Please.
Then it went to $2.250, then bounced back a little. A little! Donât get excited. Thereâs Fib retracement levels and swing highs and lows. It’s all justâŠnumbers. Meaningless numbers! They’re trying to make it sound important.
Now itâs below $2.40. And the “100-hourly Simple Moving Average.” Seriously, what is that?! If it goes up, it might hit $2.40. MAYBE. Big if. And then $2.550. Itâs like they’re just throwing out numbers hoping something sticks.
If it breaks $2.550 (a monumental task, letâs be real), it might get to $2.60. And then $2.650. Theyâre dreaming. The next âhurdleâ is $2.720. A HURDLE?! It can barely walk!
Oh, Itâs Going Down Again. Of Course.
If it canât get over $2.50, brace yourselves. More decline is coming. Support at $2.320 then $2.30. If it goes below $2.30, weâre talking $2.250. Then $2.220. And then who knows? Maybe it’ll just disappear. That wouldn’t surprise me.
Technical Indicators⊠oh, please. The MACD is âlosing pace.â Itâs probably just tired. The RSI is below 50. Another arbitrary number! The supports are $2.320 and $2.250. The resistances are $2.50 and $2.550. It’s all so⊠predictable. đ©
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