The venerable strategist, armed with a whiteboard marker and questionable life choices, believes that a cocktail of geopolitical optimism, potential rate cuts, and institutional FOMO could permanently BTC above $100,000. “It’s like telling a dragon to stop guarding its hoard,” he said, “but with more spreadsheets.”
Market Mood Shifts From Fear to Confidence (Or Just Poor Judgment)
Kendrick noted that the global environment for risk assets has improved dramatically over the past week. What began as a period of anxiety-a la “the Agatean Empire before the last audit”-has morphed into optimism, thanks to U.S.-China handshakes and rare-earth export delays. “It’s like two giants agreeing on the price of a sandwich,” he mused. “Miracles do happen, or so the stock tickers say.”
These developments, Kendrick argued, have reignited confidence in the global economy. Key indicator? The Bitcoin-to-gold ratio, now flirting with pre-October levels. “A sustained rise above 30 would confirm we’ve left the fear phase,” he wrote. “Probably. Unless a black swan tweets something controversial.”
ETF Flows: The Great Capital Shuffle 🎲
Beyond macro sentiment, Standard Chartered’s oracle believes spot Bitcoin ETFs will be the next big thing. He noted $2 billion fled gold ETFs last week-“like investors with a sudden aversion to glitter.” If half that cash migrates to Bitcoin, he said, “we might see prices climb… or the SEC might invent a new word for ‘panic.’”
“The halving cycle used to drive Bitcoin,” Kendrick said, “but now it’s ETF inflows-the financial equivalent of hiring a hype squad.”
Central Bank Policy Adds Fuel to the Rally 🪄
Kendrick also expects FOMC to drop a 25-basis-point rate cut this week, “because nothing says ‘confidence’ like printing money.” Tech and crypto earnings could further juice sentiment-if companies like Apple and Coinbase don’t “accidentally” delete their servers first.
A Structural Shift for Bitcoin (Or Just a Very Persistent Illusion)
If things go as planned, Bitcoin’s six-figure level could become a “price floor,” Kendrick claimed. “Think of it as a moat around a castle… with more volatility.” He called this a “structural revaluation,” which is just finance-speak for “we’re making this up as we go.”
“With supportive macros and ETF flows,” he concluded, “Bitcoin might never dip below $100k again. Or it might crash into the ocean. No promises!”
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