Microsoft has a problem because no one wants its AI

A new report from The Information suggests Microsoft’s AI development is struggling, largely because sales predictions for its Azure AI products have been lowered. The report also indicated the sales team is having trouble, with little interest from customers. Microsoft disputed these claims, but it’s hard to ignore the fact that Google’s Gemini is quickly gaining popularity.

Trump’s Crypto-Friendly White House? Oops, We Meant “Cozy” 😳

The investigation claims that over 60% of crypto cases active when Trump returned for Term 2™ were either paused, softened, or straight-up ghosted-like a bad Tinder date. Meanwhile, the rest of Corporate America kept getting audited, fined, and served subpoenas like it was brunch. But crypto? Oh honey, pull up a beanbag and light some incense. 🔮

Rob Reiner and Michele Singer Reiner Found Dead in Apparent Homicide

On Sunday evening, the Los Angeles Fire Department discovered two people dead at the home of director Rob Reiner. Initial reports from TMZ identified the victims as Rob and Lynette Reiner, and indicated they had suffered knife wounds. People magazine reported the deaths were likely caused by their son, Nick. However, LAPD detective Alan Hamilton stated that police have not yet identified any suspects or persons of interest, according to the Hollywood Reporter.

SEC & Nasdaq: A Tokenized Tale of Glamour and Gossip

Oh, if the stars align and approval is granted-despite whispers of doubt and scepticism-blockchain-based shares will frolic through the market as their conventional cousins do, promising settlements with the speed of a Parisian gondola and the wallet-friendly charm of afternoon tea.

ETH’s Fractal Fate: $2,500 or Bust? 🧠📉

Analyst ‘DrBullZeus,’ a seer in the realm of crypto, muses that ETH has been meandering downward, a moth drawn to a fading flame, yet the pattern here whispers of a familiar ghost-echoing the year’s earlier waltz before the bottom’s cruel embrace.