Abbott Elementary Recap: District Bingo

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Viewing the state of education within our nation, I’d likely shed tears similar to Jacob upon witnessing a student like RJ blossom academically. It’s distressing to acknowledge that many children, who are undeniably our most susceptible group, often struggle to establish a strong foundation for intellectual growth. Although I could reference countless studies demonstrating persistently low test scores and widespread dissatisfaction towards education, the message remains the same: our children require our assistance. Educators, more than anyone else, understand this reality; in a disheartening sub-Reddit for teachers, one user characterized the current system as an aging machine held together by makeshift repairs for far too long. Another user poignantly quoted from The Handmaid’s Tale: “Change doesn’t happen suddenly; you’d be boiled in a gradually warming bathtub before realizing it.

This topic is quite grim with significant future ramifications. (Consider the predicament when an entire generation, who for all practical purposes struggle to read, are assigned roles as our future healthcare providers, government officials, and educators.) However, as expected, Abbott approaches it sensitively, prompting viewers to ponder essential questions. Primarily, Abbott highlights the teacher’s perspective, underscoring their remarkable accomplishments despite minimal resources. Though their actions are heartwarming, pure kindness and hopeful optimism may not alter actual conditions – a reality that the show acknowledges keenly.

When delving into the funding issue from the district, Abbott manages to preserve its celebrated uplifting tone while guiding spectators to ask poignant questions such as: “Why are our teachers using their own money for supplies?” and “Why are our children sharing textbooks in a nation known for its wealth?” The show answers these questions subtly by emphasizing the absence of financial support from political figures.

Inadequate resources make it challenging for teachers to enhance learning environments for students beyond going above and beyond in their personal capacity, which is unjust to them and the pupils. For instance, consider Jacob; his determination to find an ideal after-school activity for RJ resulted in increased stress, as he realized he couldn’t offer equal dedication to everyone else. This special treatment was also observed by others. Jacob’s anxiety intensifies when two students question him about receiving personalized educational experiences like RJ, who have their own issues at home and desire specialized clubs. This is just one instance of the heavy burden teachers carry in today’s world, where focus is hard to maintain yet they still use textbooks from the civil rights era. However, on the same day as the district’s significant budget meeting, Jacob promises them he’ll find a solution.

Inadequate funding makes it difficult for teachers to significantly improve conditions for students beyond putting in extra effort, which is unfair. For example, Jacob; his efforts to find an ideal extracurricular activity for RJ led to increased stress, knowing he couldn’t give the same attention to everyone else, and others noticed this special treatment. Jacob’s anxiety grows when two students ask about receiving a personalized education like RJ, as they too have problems at home and wish for their own specialized club. This is one example of teachers having a heavy responsibility in today’s world where maintaining focus is difficult yet they still use textbooks from the civil rights era. However, on the same day as the district’s major budget meeting, Jacob pledges to find a solution.

At the gathering, Barbara shares an amusing game of Bingo she created, with sections labeled “district clichés,” filled with corporate phrases such as “We’ll strive to adapt” and “Abbott assurances,” accompanied by scenarios like “Melissa makes a threat.” The irony lies in the fact that this episode is yet another conventionally structured installment of Abbott. A fun drinking game could be to take a sip whenever Jacob discusses Black culture with a Black individual or delivers an emotional speech. This isn’t meant to imply the episode was dull, but rather incredibly foreseeable, a trait I find endearing in sitcoms. I always look forward to instances where Barbara assists Janine with something playful, which, of course, also appeared on the Bingo card. In this case, Barbara intervenes when Janine becomes agitated after Gregory concludes a voice message by saying “I love you.

On Valentine’s Day, Gregory’s seemingly casual expression of love carries a significant impact, as they had agreed to keep the day low-key. During a budget meeting, Gregory steps out for a smoothie, only to find that the menu featured love-themed names for all items. In a voice message explaining the situation, Gregory ends with an unexpected “I love you.” Given their history together and the unusual casualness of such a declaration from Gregory, Janine starts to overanalyze the situation. Initially, Barbara assumes he might have been saying “I love food,” but after considering Gregory’s fondness for spontaneity, she helps Janine decipher his message. Upon Gregory’s return with the smoothies and finding one labeled “I Love You, Barbara,” they both realize that he was likely just referring to the drink’s name. However, Janine’s feelings of disappointment are palpable, and she becomes noticeably irritated whenever Gregory expresses fondness for something.

As I attend this district meeting, I find myself face-to-face with some familiar characters – Ava’s adversary, Crystal (portrayed by Tatyana Ali), and Manny, an old colleague of Janine, who graced the screen by Josh Segarra. Crystal, the esteemed principal of Liberty Elementary, was quick to taunt Ava, flaunting her prime-time slot for advocating funding before the school board. Unruffled, Ava has been honing her “black belt in blackmail” skills over the past year, and she’s confident that Abbott has the resources needed. She’s spent a significant amount of time learning the district’s lingo and crafting an impressive Ed-Talk to win the school board’s favor.

Manny, however, whispers a secret in Ava’s ear before the meeting. It seems that the superintendent has set aside a generous sum for Abbott, suggesting she could deliver her presentation half-asleep and still receive funding. But as I watch Crystal pour her heart into her presentation, only to be denied, the compassionate side of Ava reluctantly emerges.

Jacob plans to utilize the additional funds to establish more clubs for students, but Melissa expresses concern about one person managing so many extracurricular activities. As he begins to collaborate with other teachers on their shared funding issues, he learns that one school hired a counselor to support their pupils amidst resource scarcity. Disregarding the teachers’ warnings that a counselor is like applying a Band-Aid to a gunshot wound, Jacob considers this as a potential solution for Abbott. The teachers concur that their students could gain from individualized help from a professional counselor, but they are skeptical about Ava’s approval due to the high cost. Jacob subtly follows his boss’s strategy and, without revealing his real motives, convinces Ava to present his proposal to the board since they have already secured the necessary funds.

Anticipating potential issues, Ava realizes that letting Jacob proceed with his plan might lead to the board backing out on their commitment (the board is strict about speakers being concise, which isn’t one of Jacob’s strengths). So, she encourages him to speak. This seems like a tactic for self-sabotage and an opportunity for Jacob to level the playing field without directly interfering. Jacob stumbles through an overly lengthy introduction, eventually finding the nerve to ask for a counselor, a request that appears unnecessary to those lacking basic resources. Amazingly, the board grants his wish, thwarting Ava’s plan. To rectify this, she takes the microphone and suggests an addendum: The remaining funds should be allocated among the three other Title I schools the board had previously denied. This is a last-ditch effort from Ava, one that not even Crystal could have foreseen. She thanks Ava, and the sorors exchange subtle jabs until Crystal escalates by sarcastically commenting on how Abbott already had resources without district assistance, before delivering a backhanded compliment to Ava through a casual goodbye kiss on the cheek.

Ava, realizing Crystal is catching onto her and her blackmail scheme, seizes Jacob by his collar, telling him it was an “intriguing” decision he made to deceive her, and now coincidentally, she’s seeking someone new to undermine to bring balance back. Manny then alerts the Abbott staff that their prank has angered the district, suggesting they should act professionally because “they’re about to come after you.” Despite the impending threat of reprisal, Abbott emerges from the budget meeting with a few minor victories for the district’s students, which Gregory appreciates. Janine expresses irritation at this, tired of hearing about things he likes that don’t include her. When Gregory inquires about her frustration, she plays him an audio message, explaining it was about the drink but it still stirred up old feelings. Gregory interrupts, clarifying he might have accidentally mentioned it; he wasn’t ordering a smoothie. He had planned to wait until dinner, but couldn’t resist. With everything out in the open now, Janine sends him a voice message of her own, confessing her love for him at last. I wish them a wonderful time at Bone Town!

Teacher’s Notes

• Finally, the silliest lines of the episode:

In a different part of the district, another teacher was having a conversation with Abbott staff: “What’s your business, Patrick? Knock it off, Rocko!” It’s fascinating how teachers often get labeled as peculiar by those outside their circle.

Jacob: “So much can happen in a year … haven’t you seen Rent?”

Ava playfully boasts by saying, “At the timepiece factory where I’m currently confined, let me tell you a secret – there’s no escape!

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