Christopher Walken Doesn’t Have the ‘Equipment’ to Stream Severance

Christopher Walken isn’t manipulating the remote for his TV and struggling to input a lengthy, intricate password using the arrow keys. Instead, he’s instructing Apple TV+ to deliver DVDs of “Severance” to his mailbox. Even Blu-rays are off the table, Apple? Walken clarified on Andy Cohen’s Sirius XM show that he hasn’t watched all episodes of the series due to technical glitches. He laments missing out on the intricacies of Lumon. “I don’t have the necessary devices, so DVDs are sufficient for me,” Walken told a perplexed Cohen. It’s plausible that Lumon accommodates physical media. “Oh, they do? Alright. Do you have an Apple TV+ subscription?” Cohen inquired. Perhaps he secretly prefers Netflix? Or maybe he’s catching himself on “Dune 2” through Max. “I don’t possess anything,” Walken admitted. For the next season’s gift, they could consider an Apple TV streaming device. If we stick with discs, a Criterion Collection gift card would be fitting.

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2025-01-18 21:53