Oh, the American Dream! BitGo, the crypto custodian that’s basically a digital vault with a 30% chance of being hacked, has filed for an IPO on the NYSE under the ticker “BTGO.” Backed by Goldman Sachs and Citigroup, who are probably just trying to atone for their 2008 sins. 🧨
BitGo’s revenue? A staggering $4.19 billion in 2024-nearly 4x the previous year. Because nothing says “financial stability” like a company that’s basically a fancy way to store your Bitcoin. 🦜
BitGo Files S-1 Registraion for IPO
On September 19, BitGo announced it’s throwing its hat into the IPO ring, just days after Gemini’s market debut. Because nothing says “institutional trust” like a crypto company that’s basically a digital vault with a 30% chance of being hacked. 🏦
Class A stock on the NYSE? Sure thing. But don’t worry, the dual-class structure ensures that Class B shareholders have more voting power. Because nothing says “democracy” like a company where some shares are more equal than others. 🕵️♂️
Goldman Sachs and Citigroup are leading the underwriting-because nothing says “trust” like a bank that once caused a global financial crisis. 🤯
What BitGo Brings to the Table
Revenue soared to $4.19 billion, which is about the same as the amount of trust I have in a 2024 stock market. 🤡
BitGo now safeguards $90.3 billion in digital assets. Because nothing says “security” like a company that’s basically a digital vault with a 30% chance of being hacked. 🧨
2025 is a banner year! Assets under custody jumped from $30.8 billion to over $100 billion. Because nothing says “growth” like a sector that’s as volatile as a caffeine crash. ☕
Platform users? 1.04 million. Because nothing says “adoption” like a mix of institutional investors and people who think “HODL” is a new religion. 🙏
Busy Month for IPOs
The U.S. IPO market is heating up again. The Fed’s rate cuts? Probably just a coincidence. 🧠
October alone raised $7 billion. Because nothing says “investment” like a market that’s as stable as a Jenga tower. 🧱
Crypto firms like Circle and Gemini are testing investor appetite. Circle’s IPO was a success, while Gemini’s has been more volatile. BitGo’s move? Another major player aiming to cement its place on Wall Street. Because nothing says “institutional trust” like a company that’s basically a digital vault with a 30% chance of being hacked. 🤯
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2025-09-20 09:08