Saylor’s Orange…Again?! 🍊

by

Old Man Saylor, he done it again. Dropped a little picture on the peoples’ screens, a tracker full of numbers, and a whisper of a word: “₿igger Orange.”

That Orange Ain’t Small: Strategy’s Next Bitcoin Grab?

Just a blink ago, last Sunday, Saylor, he was showin’ off a similar picture, callin’ it “₿ig Orange.” Next day, sure as taxes, Strategy announced they’d gotten their hands on 13,627 of them bitcoins. Seems like a pattern, don’t it? A pattern that smells of more bitcoin comin’ their way. They say Monday mornin’, 8 o’clock Eastern, we’ll find out just how big this orange really is. 🙄

Saylor, he told us last Monday they spent a billion and a quarter for them 13,627 bitcoins, figured out to about $91,519 apiece. A mighty sum. The price flitted around a bit since then, climbin’ up and fallin’ back down like a restless bird. As of late, it’s hangin’ around $94,800. They’ve got 687,410 bitcoins piled up now, worth over $65 billion. That’s a lot of digital gold, even for a fella like Saylor. 💰

Saylor’s ‘Bigger Orange’ hint lookin’ all mysterious on X.

Now, they spent over $51.8 billion on all that bitcoin over time, which means they got ‘em for an average of $75,353 a pop. Sounds like good business if you ask me, even if the market isn’t always smilin’ back. Their market value, they call it mNAV, is sittin’ at 1.07. That means the company itself is worth a little bit more than the bitcoin it holds. A bit of puffery, perhaps, but who am I to judge? 🤔

And that stock, MSTR, it’s been holdin’ steady so far this year, goin’ up 12.37%. But look back six months, and it’s like lookin’ at a dusty road goin’ downhill. Down 61%, it was. Still, it’s clawin’ its way back, inch by inch. For the last month it’s up 3.5% and it finished Friday with 1.6% boost. They just keep buyin’, y’see.

MSTR stock. It’s got a story to tell.

If Saylor’s color-coded teasers mean anything – and most folks think they do – we’re lookin’ at another big pile of bitcoin. They already got more than most, and their books are lookin’ pretty solid. But we’ll wait and see what Monday brings. Right now, they’re just 12,590 bitcoins short of 700,000. If this “₿igger Orange” is as juicy as it sounds, they’ll sail past that number with room to spare. 🤷

Just Wonderin’… ❓

  • What’s all this “₿igger Orange” mess about? It’s Saylor’s way of sayin’ they might be buyin’ a whole heap more bitcoin.
  • How close are they to 700,000 bitcoins, anyway? Just 12,590 short. Like a single pebble on a mountain.
  • When will we know for sure? Monday mornin’ at 8 o’clock, if the past is anything to go by.
  • Why should anyone even care? ‘Cause when Strategy buys, folks tend to notice. It shakes things up.

Read More

2026-01-18 20:28