Senate Stumbles Over Stablecoin: Coinbase Loses Patience 🤷♂️💸

In an outburst of bipartisan-awaited drama, Coinbase-a name now synonymous with polite brevity-has issued a firm but decorous ultimatum to Congress: revise the pg. 885 of the CLARITY Act pertaining to stablecoin reward shackles, or face the ignominy of its withdrawal. The modus operandi? A feeble Senate Banking Committee, slated to scrutinize the bill with the vigor of a tea-time discussion on January 15, 2026, is allegedly threatening to asphyxiate the lifeblood of $1.3B in USDC revenue with its penchant for disclosure checklists.

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2026-01-12 09:41