Darling, gather round! The SEC, in a fit of unprecedented efficiency, has finally tossed its hat into the crypto ring. According to the ever-charming Eric Balchunas, Bloomberg’s ETF whisperer, the regulator has approved “generic listing standards”-a phrase so dull it could only excite a bureaucrat. But fear not, my dears, for this means spot crypto ETFs are about to flood the market like champagne at a Coward soiree. 🥂
No more tedious, case-by-case approvals, no more waiting for years while the SEC sips its tea. Exchanges can now list ETPs holding spot commodities, including those darling digital assets, without the regulator’s constant hand-wringing. James Seyffart, ever the optimist, declares: Get ready for a wave of spot crypto ETP launches in coming weeks and months.
BOOM indeed! 💥
“The SEC has approved the generic listings standards that will clear way for spot crypto ETFs to launch (without going through all this bs every time) under ’33 Act so long as they have futures on Coinbase, which currently incl about 12-15 coins.” – Eric Balchunas (@EricBalchunas) September 17, 2025
Essentially, if a crypto asset has been trading as a futures contract on a regulated exchange like Coinbase for six months, it’s off to the ETF races. Bitcoin and Ethereum? So last season. There are 12 other crypto darlings waiting in the wings, ready for their spot ETF debut. SEC Chairman Paul Atkins, in a rare moment of poetry, proclaimed: By approving these generic listing standards, we are ensuring that our capital markets remain the best place in the world to engage in the cutting-edge innovation of digital assets.
Bravo, darling, bravo! 👏
“This approval helps to maximize investor choice and foster innovation by streamlining the listing process and reducing barriers to access digital asset products within America’s trusted capital markets.”
Even Nate Geraci, President of Nova Dius, couldn’t resist a standing ovation: First, this SEC should be applauded for moving so quickly to implement a generic listing standards framework.
Quick? The SEC? Someone check the calendar-is it April Fool’s? 🗓️
And let’s not forget the Grayscale Digital Large Cap Fund, darling, which holds spot digital assets based on the CoinDesk 5 Index. Afternoon-settled Bitcoin ETF options? Why not! But alas, the Truth Social Bitcoin ETF has been left cooling its heels. Poor thing. 😢
This week, however, belongs to the altcoin ETFs. The REX-Osprey XRP ETF (XRPR) and the REX-Osprey Dogecoin ETF (DOJE) are making their grand entrance today. A spot XRP fund and a spot meme coin fund? In the United States? Groundbreaking! Analysts predict a tsunami of similar launches. 🌊
Launching Tomorrow: REX-Osprey XRP ETF, $XRPR, & REX-Osprey DOGE ETF, $DOJE.
The first U.S.-listed ETFs offering spot exposure to $XRP and $DOGE go live tomorrow, offering investors a way to access these digital assets through an ETF structure.
Brought to you by… – REX Shares (@REXShares) September 17, 2025
So, my darlings, pour yourselves a drink, don your most fabulous accessories, and prepare for a crypto extravaganza. The SEC may be late to the party, but at least it’s arrived in style. 🍸✨
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2025-09-18 10:03